Parrot_Assbutt
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.
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- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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Sammy was a simple man, with simple needs.
Prequel to "Joey Gets It", written on impulse several years after the fact.Series
- Part 1 of Crack In A Bag
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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all new, all you by vaporeon_ninja
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
04 Apr 2025
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“I’ve been wanting this for a while, Star, and I know you have too. I wanna make sure that your body’s good. I want you to feel good. Okay?”
His optics are wide, having gone from rakish and smug to surprised, almost self-conscious, before settling on gentle disbelief. “I do,” he says softly. “What you’ve done for me…there aren’t words, Bee. There aren’t.” The grin that he gives is small, and the kiss is the first chaste one of the night. “I’ve never felt better.”
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Someday You Will Be Loved by VivificanousPrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
20 Sep 2022
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When a high-profile member of the High Council participates in a radical movement against Iacon's elite, the only logical course of action is to reformat the traitor.
a.k.a. A senator is transformed into one of the most recognizable Decepticons.
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15 Apr 2026
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Yes, But What is There to Do? by VivificanousPrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Nov 2022
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After discovering Megatron and Starscream are in a rather erotic relationship, Soundwave and Shockwave wonder why interfacing is so appealing. Logically, the best person to ask is their medic.
a.ka., Knock Out struggles to explain the basic appeal of fragging to two people who clearly don't care for fragging.
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
15 Apr 2026
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Out of Curiosity by VivificanousPrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
12 Mar 2023
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How exactly Soundwave's chest compartments works is a mystery, even to the host. It's only logical, then, for Shockwave to be curious about its properties.
a.k.a., Megatron walks in on the Waves putting things in Soundwave's chest that most definitely do not belong there.
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15 Apr 2026
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Grief is Expensive by sleepyfishsellingmeng
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
12 Feb 2026
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“We have to go. They’re probably asking about us, Starscream.”
"No. They’re probably cheering that we’re finally taking the time to sleep in.”
Soundwave sleeps in for once.
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- Part 4 of The Side Effects of Loving Starscream
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15 Apr 2026