Parrot_Assbutt
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.
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- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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Sammy was a simple man, with simple needs.
Prequel to "Joey Gets It", written on impulse several years after the fact.Series
- Part 1 of Crack In A Bag
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom: Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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The Herd of Kaer Morhen by immortal_katharina99
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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For years, it had been just her and Scorpion in the stables of Kaer Morhen, and frankly, Roach had been quite content with that.
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- Part 2 of Guilt Verse
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
11 Dec 2025
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Some Say The World Will End In Fire by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Mar 2024
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Eskel doesn't usually lose his temper.
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- Part 71 of Inex Writes Flash Fic
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Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
11 Dec 2025
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children's work by hehearse, some_stars
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Dec 2020
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"So Geralt doesn’t believe in destiny, but he’s lived through three major apocalyptic events in his lifetime, and lost so many humans he can’t keep count, and yet, Jaskier keeps coming back."
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10 Dec 2025
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Lambert watches his little sister as she flutters through the bakery, serving customers and restocking the display. She's not so little anymore. Hadn't it been for her fiery red hair, that is so similar to his own and her freckled-covered face, he might not have recognized her.
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Lambert is twenty-eight summers old and walks the path for the sixth time when a fork in the road takes him further south.Series
- Part 7 of short tumblr stories
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
09 Dec 2025