Parrot_Assbutt
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.
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- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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Sammy was a simple man, with simple needs.
Prequel to "Joey Gets It", written on impulse several years after the fact.Series
- Part 1 of Crack In A Bag
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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A Perfectly Nice Married Couple by menphina
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Jul 2025
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While on the run, Jazz made a split-second decision to throw himself, quite literally, at the nearest stranger for help shaking off his pursuers.
Lucky for him, he happened to stumble across the most dramatic seeker on the surface of Cybertron.
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- Part 3 of Jazz Week 2025
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Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
26 Apr 2026
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As the war between Autobots and Decepticons continues on Earth, humans are consistently found on the battlefield making their stance known as Autobot allies. A few in particular have the bad habit of getting in the way of blasts meant for being far sturdier than them, and as their stories are retold, a mythos is slowly created.
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- Part 2 of A Gathering of Confusion on Space Orcs
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Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
25 Apr 2026
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When a human finds themselves stuck on the battlefield in the middle of the Autobots and Decepticons, everyone agrees that they are as good as dead. But against all odds, and Ratchet’s instructions, this little organic just keeps getting right back up.
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4 times a human should have died in the midst of Cybertronian warfare and 2 times their remarkable tenacity was reflected on.
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- Part 1 of A Gathering of Confusion on Space Orcs
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Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
25 Apr 2026
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Five times Megatron’s sparkling met someone new and one time someone new met her.
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- Part 2 of Sparkling au
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
22 Apr 2026
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Caving In by Spoon888 for rakketyrivertam
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
06 Nov 2019
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Trapped underground with an ungrateful seeker, Megatron has to rely on his past as a miner to get them both to safety.
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
21 Apr 2026