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Bendy and the Ink Machine (12)
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Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics) (2)
The Owl House (Cartoon) (2)
Orbiting Human Circus of the Air (Podcast) (1)
Gravity Falls (1)

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Radio Static Mind by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
19 Dec 2022
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.

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English

Words:

4,268

Chapters:

3/?

Comments:

7

Kudos:

39

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

388
Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?
Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime

Series
- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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English

Words:

2,614

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

14

Kudos:

109

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

921
Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.

Series
- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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English

Words:

1,742

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

14

Hits:

94
Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.

Series
- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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English

Words:

1,354

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

19

Bookmarks:

1

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204
Sammy Gets It by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
17 Sep 2022
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Sammy was a simple man, with simple needs.
Prequel to "Joey Gets It", written on impulse several years after the fact.

Series
- Part 1 of Crack In A Bag
Language:

English

Words:

904

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

16

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

110

Recent series

Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandom: Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
Summary

Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.

Words:

7,294

Works:

5

Bookmarks:

1
Songfic And Others by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandom: Bendy and the Ink Machine, Gravity Falls
14 Dec 2020
Words:

2,021

Works:

1
Let's Get This Dread AU by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandom: Bendy and the Ink Machine
08 Nov 2020
Words:

999

Works:

1
Growing Pains by Parrot_Assbutt

Fandom: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
09 Jul 2020
Words:

1,821

Works:

2

Bookmarks:

13

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Someone worth loving by Angst Bard (flordefandom)

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
22 May 2023
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Jaskier just wants to belong, to be loved

Series
- Part 148 of The Angst Bard Tales
Language:

English

Words:

1,053

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

135

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

1,376
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26 Oct 2025
Rec 3
The Song by Angst Bard (flordefandom)

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
05 May 2024
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There's a song Jaskier won't sing. A song about star-crossed lovers and the endless repetition of history.

Series
- Part 181 of The Angst Bard Tales
Language:

English

Words:

865

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

55

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

405
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26 Oct 2025
Rec 3
Petals by Angst Bard (flordefandom)

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
05 May 2024
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Jaskier’s love for Geralt cost him his petals.

Series
- Part 183 of The Angst Bard Tales
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English

Words:

1,418

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

61

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

665
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26 Oct 2025
Rec 7
Poetic symmetry by Angst Bard (flordefandom)

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2024
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Jaskier cannot let Geralt die, so he calls for the Storyteller. The lark's seed must change the story.

Series
- Part 187 of The Angst Bard Tales
Language:

English

Words:

1,339

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

74

Bookmarks:

7

Hits:

419
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26 Oct 2025
Rec 3
The author must die by Angst Bard (flordefandom)

Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
05 Nov 2022
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The author must die, such is the artist's curse.

Series
- Part 44 of The Angst Bard Tales
Language:

English

Words:

515

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

101

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

1,008
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt

26 Oct 2025