18 Works by Parrot_Assbutt
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.
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- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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Sammy was a simple man, with simple needs.
Prequel to "Joey Gets It", written on impulse several years after the fact.Series
- Part 1 of Crack In A Bag
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Emperor Belos sits down to a meal.
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Rex Tremendae Majestatis (Salva Me Fons Pietatis) by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine, Original Work
12 Dec 2021
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In which a man tries to help the person at his feet, and a creature faces its own destruction.
An homage, a love letter, an open letter, an apology, and other things.
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Love Is Stored In The Onion Roll by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine, BATIM: Dreams Come To Life, Orbiting Human Circus of the Air (Podcast)
01 Dec 2021
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A certain studio apprentice hears a certain stage-struck janitor on a radio broadcast one fateful night, and their lives intertwine.
In this story we witness the aftermath when someone plays a certain hypnotic episode in a studio known for supernatural happenings.
Alternatively: Disaster Gays' Disaster Days
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- Language:
- English
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- 145
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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Computers make people mad.
Funny in the way watching cartoon characters get smacked around is funny. Stops being funny after a certain point.
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Microfiction (ficlets, drabbles, what have you) based on songs in my Spotify Wrapped playlist. Chapter titles are all song names. Feel free to request one!
As always, if you need a trigger tagged or a blacklist tag, please let me know and I'll add it.
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- Part 1 of Songfic And Others
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Whatever Happened to Miss Campbell? by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
08 Nov 2020
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No one had heard from Susie for about a week. Word around the studio was that Joey had asked her for some kind of favor and she hadn't shown up to work since.
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- Part 1 of Let's Get This Dread AU
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only Family Room kids remember
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
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Ink Demonth 2020: Ring by Parrot_Assbutt for Control_Room
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
13 Aug 2020
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Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
but now the Sun and Desire
bring life to this ring of fireGo read The Big Picture. Go. Do it. Gogogogogogogogo (pokes you for ten thousand years)
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Like Sleep to the Freezing by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
09 Jul 2020
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Change does not happen all at once. Moving on from here is not a linear path.
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- Part 2 of Growing Pains
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The weight of it all finally sets in.
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- Part 1 of Growing Pains
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According to Wikipedia, “joie de vivre” is “…a French phrase often used in English to express a cheerful enjoyment of life”.
(Cross-posted from my tumblr)
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"This is justice, you sonuvabitch.”
“Your idea of 'justice' is...creative, to say the least.”
Some spoilers for Chapter Five at the end; read at your own discretion.Series
- Part 2 of Crack In A Bag
