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Fate Took an Eternity by Patch_of_Roses
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
16 Jan 2026
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The world was still quite modest, but there’s enough familiar shapes to make something out. A building with a courtyard in the middle, placed atop a tall hill to protect a man from dangers that one day may return. Dangers he could not let past the gates. It was different when it was just himself he had to watch out for, but two small creations changed that entirely.
(Or: Snapshots of Wu and Garmadon's lives before the pilots)
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NEW DATEABLE: DEENAH
Just as you’re about to kindly shake her hand, Skylar pops into view. “Hang on! My Content Aware is… Oh! Sorry, looks like I must’ve misread it. That’s weird. Well, I can’t find anything that would’ve set off the Content Aware feature, but we can skip this if you want to be safe.”
“No, I’m fine with this,” you say. It can't hurt to see where this goes, can it?
(Or: What if Daemon's quest started a little bit differently?)
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Gemini by Patch_of_Roses
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), In Stars And Time (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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How could you be so stupid? You thought you were prepared enough, and yet...
Well, it's fine. You have another chance, don't you? And another, and another. It's not as though they remember, anyways. So, it will be alright. This time, you'll survive. You'll win. You'll keep your family safe.
It's what you want.
(Or: Vex is stuck in a time loop. She handles it as well as you think she does.)
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The room you’re in is dark. There’s a bed underneath you. Where are you now? The night before the House might be the answer—
No, that was looong past now, wasn’t it? You got out, didn’t you? This isn’t real, you must be having some strange… dream.
Your eye sees your hands. No, no no no no no! Those aren’t your hands, not anymore!~
So then WHY ARE THEY ATTACHED TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
(Or: the Universe took "I'll join you and become one?" in a very different direction than desired by any parties involved)
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- Part 2 of Joined again
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Theory-Crafting with Stardust! by Patch_of_Roses
Fandoms: In Stars And Time (Video Game)
14 Nov 2024
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You needed to do a demonstration. They need to know more about what makes the loops work and... this is one way to do it.
You didn't expect them to fall asleep before it happened.
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You should have thought of something else.
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Could we have you read for the guide, please? by Patch_of_Roses
Fandom In Stars And Time (Video Game)
14 Nov 2024
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a recipe for blondies by rightpastnowhere for CitizenMocha
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
09 Jul 2025
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During Vox Machina’s year off, the girls and Tary open up a bakery thanks to an impulsive, wine-fueled purchase of an empty building. They don’t really have specific jobs, per se — when you have four people running a bakery, you all help out wherever you can — but Vex doesn’t let anyone else handle the books, Pike is the best baker out of the four of them, and Keyleth has taken a surprising shine to working up front.
And Tary…
…well. Tary’s still figuring it out.
(or: Taryon Darrington’s guide to baking, friendships, and self-discovery, as told through the process of making blondies)
[ written for the Critical Role Summer Wildflowers Exchange 2025 ]
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The day is saved, evil has been vanquished by good once again, and everything is back to normal.
Well…
Except for the resident resurrected ex-villain… Who’s rooming with them now… Who’s part of the team.
That part’s not normal. It might take some adjusting.---
(OR: A series of oneshots following each of the ninja as they get used to the newest member of the team, and Morro as he gets used to being part of a family again.)Series
- Part 2 of Land of the Living
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Bookmarked by Patch_of_Roses
19 Jul 2025
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Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.
Way to jinx it.
Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.
So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.
FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.
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(OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)
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- Part 1 of Land of the Living
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Bookmarked by Patch_of_Roses
04 Jul 2025
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“So: how much time did you buy us, before we sneak into your super-secret lab? Enough for introductions?”
He grins, wry. “Just.”
She takes his hand with a dramatic shake, delighted by the levity. “Vex’ahlia. Lovely to meet you…”
“Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the third.”
Vex’ahlia laughs. “Sure! I’ll pretend I’ll remember that.”--
Percival de Rolo, father of aeormatons and enchantment engineer of Aeor, finds himself with one last person on his list. He might be just the man Vex'ahlia needs for her blasphemous hope: to strip her brother of godhood.
The Age of Arcanum has bountiful power to offer, little in the ways of gospel or morality.
On a hiatus while I finish writing the last chapters!Series
- Part 1 of Age of Arcanum AU
Bookmarked by Patch_of_Roses
06 Jun 2025