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With Mac going away for the week, Dennis thinks he's going to have the apartment to himself for a change. But alot of things don't go as planned.
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Stiles was right, Peter was an unreliable narrator. But it's not because he can't remember. It's because he doesn't want to. What did Peter leave out about the day Paige died?
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Johnny Lawrence has a mid-life crisis when his favourite 80's themed dream about Carmen starts involving Daniel Larusso.
A continuation from season 5
(Just posting this so my draft doesn't get deleted)
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Sometimes, after the bar is closed for the night, Dennis and Charlie will hang out there for a while. Just the two of them.
Prompt : Charlie and Dennis sing together while high
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Tom ends up at Roman's house...And everything gets f*ked from there.
*More chapters coming*
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Vox follows Lucifer’s line of sight, raising an eyebrow with a smirk. “Well… that certainly never happened when I cucked him with Val… interesting.”
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Vox gets jealous of the .5 seconds of RadioApple flirting and steps in- “This is my moment.” - but gets a little more involved this time.Bookmarked by Patriarch
24 Dec 2025
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“Hmmm, so, Al, I was thinking… It’s clear that for some reason you want me to divide from Vel and Val, and considering how everything is playing out, I’m willing to do that for you.” A claw ran down Alastor’s neck, but the radio demon kept himself perfectly still. “I just think that in return, I could use a—oh, how did you put it?—a teensy-weensy little condition, maybe two~!”
“Curiosity compels me to ask, what are those conditions?” Alastor asked, his tone carefully even as he raised an eyebrow.
“Just do me the favor of actually taking down that little protective barrier that doesn’t allow my cameras to work for the broadcast, and, at some point, I think a little lip-lock on stage would be absolutely perfect. After all, name something that could make that Princess feel worse?! Imagine the look on her fucking face! Her first little tenant was always a spy, her father told to get lost and then captured due to her own actions, and on top of that her first employee forced into such a position of pain for him—it would be utterly beautiful.”
Stay silent, Lucifer, Alastor demanded mentally.
Oneshot Post S2Ep6
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24 Dec 2025
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Alastor volunteers to be Vox's captive to serve his own agenda. Vox, holding a bitter grudge, intends to make him regret it.
AKA: Pretty much your run-of-the-mill scene inserts while Alastor is held captive by Vox and hate-fucking ensues. Alastor-centric.
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24 Dec 2025
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A sharp burst of static escaped Alastor; he had meant it as a warning, but the radio hiss slid unexpectedly into a sultry saxophone riff.
Both froze.
Vox blinked, signal stuttering. “…the hell was that?”
“Ignore that.” Heat rose to his face as he tried to tug free, but Vox’s fingers only tightened, and Alastor felt the pulse in his own wrist jump against that unyielding grip.
A slow, delirious grin spread across his rival’s monitor. “…oh. My. God. You’re not sick. You’re horny.”or: Alastor gets food poisoning from eating a Lust imp; Vox helps him out
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20 Dec 2025
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Alastor couldn’t stand the feeling of cameras constantly watching him. All it served as was another way to take control away from him.
But, what if he found a way to circumnavigate that while also tormenting Vox?
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