5 Works in Vox Has A Stutter (Hazbin Hotel)
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A sharp burst of static escaped Alastor; he had meant it as a warning, but the radio hiss slid unexpectedly into a sultry saxophone riff.
Both froze.
Vox blinked, signal stuttering. “…the hell was that?”
“Ignore that.” Heat rose to his face as he tried to tug free, but Vox’s fingers only tightened, and Alastor felt the pulse in his own wrist jump against that unyielding grip.
A slow, delirious grin spread across his rival’s monitor. “…oh. My. God. You’re not sick. You’re horny.”or: Alastor gets food poisoning from eating a Lust imp; Vox helps him out
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THE HAPPY HAZBINS, groupchat
Angel Dust: hey can a friend of mine crash here for the night?
Angel Dust: too late i already said she could
Angel Dust: ooh also val ripped her arm off so she needs help with that tooIN WHICH Angel Dust finds the hotel a new guest but forgets to mention they’re part of the Vees, a fallen angel, and Niffty’s newest obsession. Of course, Charlie Morningstar would never turn down a soul in need so they take her in anyway much to Vaggie and Alastor’s unspoken chagrin.
Vesper just wanted her halo back, she could’ve gone rogue after that but Valentino blindsides her by ripping her arm off so she figures she can recoup at this hazbin hotel for a few days and be on her way. What’s the worse that could happen?
The answer she was hoping for is NOT an impending war with the Exorcists that she gets caught up in thanks to the Hazbin Hotel.
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IN WHICH you choose to read a crack fic about original hazbin hotel character and their impact on the canon timeline. a story told through a mixture of real time, social media, group chats, and lots of memes!!
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- Part 2 of Static Screams
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Vesper Starr only wanted her halo back. She never intended to be a spy on Vox’s behalf but after being injured by Valentino, Vesper is left with no choice but to take residence in the Hazbin Hotel even with her free will restored. She just needs to stay until she’s healed, there’s no possible way her entire existence will be upended. It had been over 90 years, she had grown up, there’s no possible way that he would recognize her. But, of course, things never really went her way; not in life, not in Heaven, and certainly not in Hell.
The last thing Vesper wants is the Radio Demon to find out that she’s his daughter, it’s right above her mother finding her which would be even worse. But getting out of the hotel becomes impossible when she lies about being his daughter’s childhood best friend instead. He fixes her arm in exchange for knowledge about his daughter’s life, the lies soon spin out of control. As the Radio Demon gets closer to the truth, Vesper is certain things can’t get worse until they do.
War is declared by Heaven but she might not live long enough to fight with her new friends. Her murderer has found her again, he’s determined to kill Vesper before the Exorcists she’d forsaken can get the chance.
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- Part 1 of Static Screams
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Basically what the title says, based on Anemia's Goretober list on Tumblr!!
Goretober except Vox does NOT have a good time
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"What do you think that is," Vox demands, pointing at the new guy. Valentino turns, eyes raking greedily over the man's body. He's gorgeous, skinny in a heroin chic way with big blue eyes and blond hair that falls just so across his eyes.
"Hot."
"Don't fucking call the ghost hot!"