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Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.
When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...
(Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)
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"I understand that you want your children to have the siblings you didn't… But certainly this is the last one?" He asked pointing at the boy.
Draco looked at him without an ounce of shame.
"Actually, Hermione is pregnant again.”
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Or: Lucius watches helplessly as his son becomes Arthur Weasley.
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27 Feb 2025
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“Promise me something.”
“Anything, Harry.”
“Just, don’t give up. Don’t stop looking, on the off-chance that one day you notice someone who makes you reconsider.”
“Sure.” James just gave Harry a small smile as he nodded.
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James Potter, successful barrister and Ministry Department Head, has a good life. An adult son, two best friends who are always a reliable source of entertainment, and a job that he genuinely enjoys. On occasion, he even keeps the company of a woman, although never for more than one night.
The arrival of a new intern in his department upends his easy life -- someone he'd known for years by association, but never noticed until her brown eyes and short skirts enter his office.****COMPLETE****
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28 Sep 2024
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She held his stare, fire blazing in her eyes. “Detention for what? For smiling?”
Theo whistled, nearly bouncing in his chair in excitement.
Professor Malfoy slammed his palms at her desk and leaned so close they would share the same air if only she dared to breathe. “I will give you detention for breathing in my class if I want to. You’d do well to remember that, Miss Granger.”
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18 Apr 2024
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Body shots went wrong.
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17 Apr 2024