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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sirius knows what he wants. He's just gotta figure out a way to get it. What could go wrong when he decides to use an old family spell at Christmas time to win Hermione's heart? Obviously nothing.

    Hilarity ensues.

    -- I am appalled that this has turned into a WIP. A *Christmas* WIP. I am disgusted with myself. Except to say that Sirius is a fucking delight and I enjoy writing every minute of this. Please enjoy. Updates soon. - dragon

    Big thanks to my alphabet BasicHumanWrites who is a terrible influence. As usual. You're the best.

    And forgive the version posted on Jan 3 - it was not fully vetted for reasons that are entirely my own fault. As of Jan 5 it has been properly updated with Beta corrections. Still, if there are mistakes they are totally mine.

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    10 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    The battle was over, but the war raged on; Harry Potter had been the seventh, but not the final Horcrux, as everyone thought. The Order had been hunting rogue shards of soul for half a decade and were now ready to finally take down the Dark Lord once and for all.
    Draco should’ve seen it coming when his wife bent over and picked up the ugly, grey corpse-baby that Voldemort’s form had once again been reduced to—his wife had always had a penchant for horrible creatures.

    —OR—
    The dark comedy crack fic that nobody asked for, about Draco, Hermione, and their son, Voldemort.
    ✨A collaboration by EvergreenTuesdays, Frau Blucher, iftreescouldspeak, & LiloLilyAnn✨
    COMPLETE

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    09 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Lord Malfoy has been working for the department of mysteries since the Battle of Hogwarts in May of 1898. He proved his worth as a spy and double agent, and has been roundly celebrated as one of the Golden Quartet. Draco has never been satisfied, however, that the fifth member of their group was hidden from the public, and even less satisfied that no one in magical London has set eyes on Hermione Granger since the day after the battle, when she disappeared from St. Mungo’s.

    Now, in May of 1910, the muggle King Edward VII, has been killed by magic and Lord Draco Malfoy finds a surprise awaiting him when he consults with an expert at the British Museum while on the trail of the killers.

    Works somewhat within canon, books 1-4, if the books were set a hundred years before they were, then diverges.

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    27 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    When feelings and betrayal turn Draco Malfoy and his campaign manager in the Minister for Magic election into adversaries, Hermione Granger lashes out and cuts all ties. She decides revenge is a dish best served cold—and tastes sweetest served on the lips of the forbidden.

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    20 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Ten years after Voldemort’s death at the Battle of Hogwarts, the world faces an unprecedented threat: colossal monsters known as Kaiju are emerging from the sea, unleashing chaos and destruction. The wizarding community, drained of its magical energy, finds itself as vulnerable as ordinary Muggles. However, witches and wizards possess a unique ability that the Muggles do not—forming a neural link, or “drift,” between pilots that can power humanity’s own formidable machines, the Jaegers.

    The Jaeger program stands as humanity’s last line of defense against total annihilation, but it’s faltering; one by one, the Jaegers are falling to the relentless Kaiju. In the midst of this turmoil, Hermione Granger, a researcher at the Shatterdome and noted Kaiju “groupie,” is determined to restore their magic, blast the Kaiju back through the breach, and in turn, save the world. However, her mission is complicated by her begrudging and tumultuous partnership with cocky Jaeger pilot Draco Malfoy, who may just kill her himself if the Kaiju don’t get to them first. With humanity on the brink of extinction, time is running out. The apocalypse is looming ever closer, and the Kaiju are coming.

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    27 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    read thru 1/?