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Legion Mixer Day by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
28 Jun 2026
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Lysander hated the annual Legion mixer. Time passed differently in his home system, and it felt like they were entertaining this farce on Terra every few months. The privilege of walking the Imperial Palace’s gilded halls did not elude him, but nearness to the Master of Mankind’s immense psychic will had his bones itching the moment their fleet entered orbit, leaving him at the edge of his very last nerve when it came time to meet his cousins.
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Rogal's Dream of Peanits and Cream by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
17 Jun 2026
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Rogal Dorn wakes up from a wet dream about the reader and feels so, so ashamed. This has literally never happened to him before, since the Primarchs breezed through puberty. He's even more mortified when his wakened body decides it wants round two.
Then his mind catches up... and his obsession is just as unyielding as his resistance to all these strange feelings he's having. And why his penit so hard?!?!
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Lorgar Nuts into Transcendence by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
15 Jun 2026
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Lorgar thinks the Emperor is the One God he’s been looking for. The Emperor disagrees. Somehow, both of them are right and wrong at the same time. Lucien, the Emperor’s sluttiest son and Warp gooner supreme, decides to share his Truth with Lorgar at the oldest altar known to man – the body.
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Nipharia’s Geneseed Delivery Service by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
06 Jun 2026
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It is the thirty-fifth Millennium and the Luminous Omen is obsessed with Rogal Dorn. He sends his finest Apothecary to milk the Imperial Fists and store their geneseed- er, their DNA - in his womb, and bring it back for experimental purposes. Here is told the story of Apothecary Nipharia's return to the warp-drenched ruin of the Invictus, and the mind-shattering haze of his Primarch's deranged lusts.
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Horus cranks his meatums to a reasonable degree by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
31 May 2026
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Power and the money, money and the power, Horus Lupercal is jacking off inside the shower.
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The Great Crusade of Love and Peace by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
18 May 2026
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The Second Legion's Primarch is a pacifist. A soft-hearted slut who values all life and kisses his gene-sons on the forehead after battle. After his first successful compliance, a genocide of forty billion xenos he can't remember slaughtering, he's not okay.
Emotionally raw, Lucien is desperate to do something good to cleanse himself. But the Great Crusade takes priority, and he must do his duty. So long as he conquers things for the Emperor, it doesn't really matter what methods he uses, right?
Lucien thus embarks upon his own crusade of love and healing for the universe, uniting mankind with his hypnotic gifts instead of senseless bloodshed. With his Legion of cheeked up psykers and the power of the Warp, he'll fix all of his brothers from the horrors they were born to, one nut at a time!
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The Perturabo Pussy Chronicles by Peenless_Fard, primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
28 Jan 2026
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1 – Fulgrim convinces Perturabo to replace his dong with a tactical pussy, but secretly puts all the fixins’ in for reproduction, too. An embarrassed Perturabo, cramping and anemic from his first ever period, goes to Ferrus Manus for an iron infusion. Bottom virgin Peebo x Smug chad Ferrus the Iron ObGyn. CLANG
2 – Now that he knows what’s up, Perturabo goes to beat the shit out of Fulgrim for playing hide-the-uterus with his body. Fulgrim be freaky AF and enjoys it, leading to some aggressive scissoring as Perturabo grinds for revenge. At least until Perturabo insults Fulgrim’s craftsmanship in the heat of the moment… then, he must fear for his life! (Noncon warning!)
3 – Awakened to the pleasures of the flesh, Perturabo is empowered to try and one-up Rogal Dorn in the bedroom. However, Dorn has never seen a pussy in his life, despite knowing what it is, and ends up dominating Perturabo in the thoroughness of his exploration. His naked appreciation for Perturabo’s body gives his rival a new kink… one that has the Lord of Iron returning to the Praetorian’s chambers night after night.
Body Worship / Praise Kink / Role Reversal (Two versions, one gentle and one hard dom.)- Words:
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Gadriel visits the Laundromat by vyzz_undercover for YourLocalNautiloid
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000: Space Marine (Video Games)
18 May 2026
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Surely, taking up washing duty won't have any broader consequences.
...right?
RIGHT?
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- Part 3 of Second Company and the Serf
Bookmarked by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
19 Jun 2026
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The library itself held a very small collection, hidden in the far back on the bottom shelves where an astartes was unlikely to notice them. Caelum had flipped through them, unsure of what he was expecting to find. It definitely wasn’t tales of buxom women being kidnapped by arrogant Inquisitors for information that was apparently being kept between her legs, or of beautiful rebels being led back into the Emperor’s light by stern Interrogators.
But those were nothing compared to the books he would find in the keepings of traitors and heretics. Here, it was his brothers and cousins who were both the source of obsession and the obsessors.
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- Part 1 of Bodyglove Rippers
Bookmarked by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
17 Jun 2026
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SM suckery writing ref GUOOOOOOOGHHHH
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Nipharia, Veteran Apothecary for the Iridiates, misses his Primarch Lucien greatly after he returns from wooing a system into compliance. He realizes he's actually jealous, and a little needy, and goes to beg for a little attention <3
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Bookmarked by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
06 Jun 2026
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The Emperor is ready to use Konrad as a general. Fulgrim thinks someone should teach him to wash his hair and eat with a fork first.
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Bookmarked by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
17 May 2026
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An archive of my publicly posted warhammer NSFW art. Explicitly NSFW. Openly pornography. Tags will be updated as new categories are added.
Bookmarked by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
04 May 2026

