Persnickety
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Because endings are always at least a little sad...
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That One Time Dumbledore Was Bored... by Persnickety
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2024
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What /does/ Dumbledore get up to during the summer hols?
THC Microdrabble,
House: Slytherin
Class: Care of Magical Creatures
Category: Challenge II
Prompt: Albus Dumbledore / Newt Scamander (Platonic)
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THC, Round 6, Drabble
Slytherin, Care of Magical Creatures
Prompts: Dialogue - "If I could turn back time and undo what I’ve done…"
Word Count: 996Beta thanks to GreenGecko
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Ron is late for his study session with Hermione...and Hermione is not best pleased.
I've long hated how Hermione enabled her friends to cheat from her hard work. So I decided to...rectify the situation.
Thank you, Ash, for the beta!
House: Slytherin
Class: Care of Magical Creatures
Category: Standard
Prompt: “What do you mean, ‘I thought you were dead’?”, Homework -
The Longevity of Secrets, or: How I Learned about Werewolf Olfactory Superiority by Persnickety
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2024
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THC, Round 5, Drabble
Slytherin, Care of Magical Creatures
Prompts: "You're not allowed to be here!"
Word Count: 863
Warnings/Trigger Warnings: Hairy wolf; wolf Harry! Sirius and Remus Live, I was totally punch when I wrote this
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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- English
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- 229,630
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- 39/39
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Bookmarked by Persnickety
03 Feb 2026
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An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition; but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage… and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. Dramione AU
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- 86,041
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by Persnickety
30 Jan 2026
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Strange things, dreams. How much credence should we give to where our subconscious takes us?
There were many things Draco did not need in his Sixth Year. He did not need Theodore Nott implanting strange dreams in his head, for one.
In the ensuing years, he did not need to constantly remember that blissful, impossible dream. He further did not need Potter bursting into his mostly turned-around life to embroil him in a conspiracy at Azkaban. And he definitely did not need to embark on a clandestine investigation into prisoner mistreatment with Hermione Granger.
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- English
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- 97,712
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- 19/19
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- 25
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Bookmarked by Persnickety
18 Nov 2025
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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- English
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- 34,930
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Persnickety
12 Sep 2025
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“Okay, what we know so far.” Hermione listed, "One, our magic is drawing us together. Two, we can use each other’s wands. Three, there were actual sparks when you touched me."
After an infant binding ritual magically joins Hermione and Draco to counteract the Black family blood curse, they must navigate the secret binding through their years together at Hogwarts.
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- Part 1 of The Binding Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 175,451
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Collections:
- 48
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Bookmarked by Persnickety
04 Aug 2025