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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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23 Mar 2026
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Falling into a dream by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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Wade Wilson goes through an existential crisis and retires to New York. Retirement isn’t all that interesting a pastime, but luckily his new neighbor stirs things up a little by being Spider-Man. Together they become less lonely, but it’s an ugly world they live in and things are never easy for people like them.
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21 Mar 2026
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Playing with fire by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.
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21 Mar 2026
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
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15 Mar 2026
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
15 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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13 Mar 2026