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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    The wlw genderswapped version of OFMD, set in the far future, cause I like sci-fi. I've started off with transposing s1e4, Discomfort in a Married State.

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    Edda POV:
    I popped the glove off my left “hand” and unleashed the tentacles. My black and tan “fingers” twisted around her throat. If Izzy wanted her captain to be the scariest bitch in the Void, I’d play the role for her, even if I was sick to death of it. “I don’t pay you to question me. I pay you to follow orders.” I clenched my bio-grafted octopus limbs, slowly cutting off her air.
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    Cera POV:
    “Oh, forgive my manners… “ I held out my hand for a shake. “I’m Captain Cera Bonnet.”
    The charming pirate lady took my hand, and raised it to her lips, saying, “Ah yes, the Polite Pirate. I’ve heard all about you.” She winked, and gently kissed my knuckles.
    My eyes went wide. My jaw dropped. Shock coursed through my system. She’s heard of me. Of ME!?
    The woman holding my hand and my heart continued. “My name is Edda. Edwina Teach.”

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  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Do pirates really keep parrots onboard?” Stede asked.
    “Some of 'em,” Ed replied. "Not a pet guy myself.”
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    “Stede. I think I want this bird.”
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    The Crew gets pets!

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Romeo and Juliet is obviously a tale about how love ruins everything—”

    “No, it’s about how love overcomes and heals everything!”

    “Six people fucking die.”

    “Ed, there’s more to it than that!”

    college theatre class au

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  4. Rec 51

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    Stede discovers he has tits (courtesy of Ed), and they both proceed to enjoy that.

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  5. Rec 21

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    Ed’s whole body is a sluggish, comfortable mess in the warmth of the water and the heat of Stede against his back, and his eyes close again. He could stay here forever, if he didn’t hate the feeling of shrivelled skin so much.

    Ed stays, relaxed and relaxing further.

    “Come on, sweetheart,” Stede voice comes after what seems like an eternity, a bit removed and oddly resonant in Ed’s head. “Let me wash you up.”

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