PorcelainThorns
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Take a Picture, It'll be Like this Forever by PorcelainThorns
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Aug 2025
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Captain Price is dead. He told Gaz it wasn’t his fault. Gaz is supposed to listen to what Price tells him.
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Welt's break effect is high enough that he might be able to delay Sampo's action for the rest of the night.
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- Part 3 of Spookythorns Kinktober
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Yanfei doesn't see eye to eye with Ningguang on her choice in men. She certainly doesn't see eye to eye with Kaeya—she's much too short.
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- Part 2 of Spookythorns Kinktober
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Kaveh dreams that Alhaitham is touching himself.
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- Part 1 of Spookythorns Kinktober
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Alhaitham doesn't concern himself with what he can't understand. Human emotions are fleeting, coming and going with no rhyme or reason. Best to let them pass him by. If everyone else thought that way, no one would have any problems at all, but unfortunately, Alhaitham has empathy, and other people's problems assault him from every direction. When he lived alone, it was easier to isolate himself from the emotions of others. It's been years since the house was only his, and now Kaveh spends every night drunk and alone in his room with a knife.
Alhaitham may not know much, but he knows his roommate is in pain. He's practical, but he's not heartless, and trying to be won't help anyone.
Maybe it's time to figure out these feelings hands-on.
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Spookythorns Kinktober by PorcelainThorns
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Oct 2024
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Boone goes over his last meeting with Manny whilst fighting at the second battle for Hoover Dam. When he's cornered by the legion, he's in desperate need of a friend.
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13 Sep 2025
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“Your lack of discipline is disheartening,” he tilted his head, squinting his eyes at you. “We will have to fix that once you fall to the Legion,” he pulled you up by the collar of your armor, his tight grip on the leather forcing you on your feet. You looked up at him and couldn’t help but laugh at his words.
“In your dreams maybe,” you retorted. He smirked at your impudence, then pulled you in to kiss you. His mouth was ferocious, his kisses were never kind or chaste, he kissed you like he was conquering territory. Maybe he truly believed he was.
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- Part 3 of I hate Vulpes I swear
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16 Aug 2025
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“—Don’t touch that!” Kaveh snarls viciously at Collei, ripping a coffee cup out of her hands. The girl freezes in place, eyes wide and scared as Kaveh clutches the ceramic to his chest and screams at her. “This isn’t yours. This isn’t yours!”
She shakes as Tighnari shows her out of the kitchen to pack up Kaveh’s bedroom instead. Cyno consoles him in the interim, a hand on his back as he says “No one is taking Alhaitham’s mug, Kaveh, it’s okay,” and Kaveh falls to the ground sobbing in the same place he received the letter.
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07 Jun 2025
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After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.
There's a not-quite hysterical cadence to Childe's quiet words as he leans in closer, sweeping a hand wide to encompass shelves heavy with hundreds upon hundreds of icons and figurines depicting Rex Lapis in various forms both draconic and human, lovingly crafted and singularly, proudly well-endowed. "This is your dick temple," he whispers, for emphasis. "Just — here, in the middle of Liyue Harbor?"
"Worship comes in many forms, as a servant of the Cryo Archon is surely well aware," Zhongli says serenely, eyes narrowing in suspicion when Childe makes a small strangled sound to avoid pointing out the unfortunate innuendo. "What god would turn away a sincere offering?"
"The Tsaritsa doesn't have a dick temple," Childe mutters.
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- Part 1 of dick temple
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07 Jun 2025
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"So if you charge it with enough Dendro, it'll run on its own?" Haitham had surmised the night before.
His face, of course, was completely neutral as he studied the machine — but he was interested. Kaveh could tell from the glint in his eye.
"Yes. I'll be working on my drafts, you'll be tied down, and neither of us will have to lift a finger to make it work." Kaveh ran his finger along the cool metal, tiny blooms of Dendro trailing behind, and the machine stuttered to life.
Kaveh often has work to do. Al-Haitham often wants to be indulged. So Kaveh puts his years of Kshahrewar studies to use.
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03 Jun 2025