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    The Merc with a Beak by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    04 Aug 2026

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Overstimulated by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    26 Aug 2026

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    Six months after the events of Brand New Day, Peter has an OnlyFans under the moniker OverStimStan, and he posts exactly what his username suggests. Wade is a gleeful subscriber who, naturally, has gone out of his way to befriend the person behind the account.

    You know precisely what this story is.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Dr.Stranges' Artifact-Cube-Thing Cockblocks And Then Cucks Me: A True Story by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    22 Aug 2026

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    Wade grabbed Peter by the shoulders and lifted him a bit off the ground, shaking him. “Webs. Spidey. Baby boy. What happened for you?? What did you see??” He spoke like a crazed man.

    Ah. Peter stared for a moment before clearing his throat, looking away. “Uh…I was just doing some grocery shopping, I guess.” He lied through his teeth, lenses squinting. “Looked around a bit, etc. You won’t believe what the price of milk is a year from now.”

    “You pretty little liar.” Wade smelled his bullshit instantly. “I can feel that you’re still hard.”

    Peter looked down in a shock, lenses growing comically wide when he saw his erection pressed firmly against Wade’s leather-clad thigh.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    gut me, flip me inside out by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    28 Aug 2026

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool would never work. Peter Parker and Wade Wilson, on the other hand...

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    01 Sep 2026

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    The Inverse by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    31 Jan 2020

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    Deadpool doesn't have to try very hard to hide his second gender anymore because ever since Weapon X, no one in their right mind would ever believe that Wade Wilson was an omega. It doesn't matter anyway, because Wade knows no Alpha would keep a male omega. No alpha WANTS one, much less one that's as scarred and unstable as he is.
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    Apparently, Spiderman was born to break every rule Wade has ever known.

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    30 Aug 2026