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    Arthur is the perfect flatmate -- he pays his rent on time, works so much that he’s not even home half the time, and is totally okay with Merlin’s magic. Best of all, Merlin is pretty sure that Arthur has a crush on him -- that is, until he stumbles across a list of things that Arthut hates about him.

    Merlin is upset of course, but he pushes aside his feelings to focus on being a better roommate so that Arthur will renew their lease for another year. Most of the things on the list aren’t that hard to correct … so how come Arthur seems to get more and more annoyed as Merlin improves his behaviour?

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    12 May 2021

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    27 Sep 2020

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    Leonardo had begun to sneak out late every night after patrol, often disappearing at the end of patrol with not trace, and returning home in the early hours of the morning. Fed up with Leonardo's uncharacteristic rebellious behaviour, his brothers set out to find out what it is he gets up to every single night he is out.

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    06 Apr 2020

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    Knives Out (2019) retold featuring a new character: you.

    A friend of Marta's from her school days, she got you a job working for Harlan Thrombey a few months after she started there. Though you had a full-time job somewhere else, you still enjoyed 'working' the evenings with Harlan and Marta. Though by the time of Harlan's 85th birthday party you could hardly consider it a real job anymore.

    Tragedy strikes when Harlan suddenly commits suicide. Marta is left shaking, you're devastated, the family is turning on one another and this mysterious detective refuses to leave the grieving group of people alone. Will he help to sort things out or will he just make them worse?

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    24 Mar 2020

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    Batman offers Clark Kent a deal--an interview with him, in exchange for information about Superman.

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    15 Mar 2020