ProfessionalLizardKisser
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I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow by ProfessionalLizardKisser
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Feb 2024
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead, and Commander Cody has no reason to stay with the Empire. What happens to a runaway clone?
___In which I torture Cody and Obi-Wan emotionally because I love misery and Star Wars
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Jazz/Prowl works; all loosely connected but could be read as stand-alone
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Bookmarked by ProfessionalLizardKisser
25 Feb 2026
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The post-war alliance is going ahead and everyone must make sacrifices.
For Optimus and Megatron most of those sacrifices happen in the privacy of their shared habsuite.
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- Part 1 of Our Bedroom After the War Pieces
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- English
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24 Feb 2026
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A Little Scrap by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
10 Nov 2020
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Ratchet is such a dad, even getting sparked up can’t stop his systems from activating sire protocols.
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Bookmarked by ProfessionalLizardKisser
28 Oct 2025
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Ratchet is alarmed to find out that Optimus has been hiding his heat from everyone, refusing to ask for help and determined to just 'wait it out'.
Ratchet tries his best to keep Optimus's condition stable but the pull of the heat pheromones is becoming too much to bear--coupled with the romantic feelings he's been harbouring for the Prime all these years, Ratchet worries that interfacing might impact their friendship in a negative way after all is said and done. Not to mention his anxiety that none of it will mean nearly as much to Optimus as it does to him.
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15 Aug 2025
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Out of Order by On_a_Single_Strand
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
16 Apr 2025
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“Wait, pause, pause, pause. You’re saying you and Megatron are stuck. In an elevator going to the bridge.”
“Yes, we are. Elevator A3.”
“You and Megatron?”
“Correct.”
“And no one else?”
“No one else.”
“Both of you. Completely stuck?”
“Yes, we- You keep asking that.”
“Nevermind that, just- You guys sit real tight, alright? I’ll call you back in a minute.”
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“We should not have called Rodimus.”
Or: getting stuck in an elevator, featuring Minimus' many layers of armor, Megatron's unending contingency plans, and Rodimus unintentonally cementing his own tragic fate.
Bookmarked by ProfessionalLizardKisser
19 Jun 2025