Pseudye
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The boy inhaled sharply, hand loosening on his own blade as he froze. Phil used the moment to bring his free hand up, gently guiding the cold metal away from his stinging skin, almost sighing out loud. It really was too easy, sometimes.
“Oh, and a tip for next time?” Phil added, brushing the hair out of his eyes, “Don’t insult a man’s bucket hat.” And then, he lunged.
or, Quackity had thought that L'manburg would be an easy target to start with. He'd been horribly wrong. Phil couldn't wait to watch how he broke.
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Honey-Colored Pinky Promises From Bloodstained Hands by Pseudye
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Oct 2022
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“But, they’re letting you try to scare me, so they’re letting you do more, right?”
“Oh, no, unfortunately not,” it says, “Like I said, that’s only for the unwanted visitors.” It trails a hand, the one not fastened to his waist, up his spine to sling around his shoulder, and the lamp in the corner flickers again, and the sweater is swathed around his back, and Tommy faintly wonders if this gentle feeling is what it would feel like to have a sibling. “You, Tommy Innit Simons, are someone we’ve been waiting for.”
aka there isnt a duo name for shubble and tommy and that in itself is a crime (featuring tommy as a paranormal fanatic that might be a little touch starved and shubble as a ghost that might be a little insane)
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“See, Phil? I can’t deal with someone’s whose brand is colored pencil box, it just won’t work out.”
“Hey, at least mine isn’t 1700’s poet who’s just discovered hair dye.”
“Actually, hair dye was invented in 1907, so that’s not historically correct-”
or, Techno signed up to get a bodyguard, preferably one that actually had enough muscle to protect a flea, Wilbur just wants a job, and Phil is very, very tired.
or or, twinsduo bodyguard au, except wilbur is stronger than he looks and techno is softer than he seems
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Relieving the Ache of a Shattered Heart by Pseudye
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Aug 2022
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"You're stuck with us, mate- if anything, you should be trying to send us away. Wouldn't work, though; we're like parasites, basically. Can't get rid of us, bitch."
Tommy cackled. "The hell was I supposed to think, then, dickwad? It's not like one of you are going to adopt me or some shit, so what else would be this important?"
aka the obligatory dadbur fic with phasmo crew featuring as the teasing aunt and uncles because i Miss Them
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Techno was being emotionally manipulated, and he didn't appreciate it. There was simply no way this guy was somehow this chaotic and yet this calm. It wasn't possible.
And yet, here he was. Silently making flower crowns. Right after cheerfully conversing with Wilbur about nuclear bombs.
This kid was on another level.
or, tubbo is insane but also really soft and techno doesn't know how to handle his older brother instincts kicking in for a child he's decided is clearly tricking him somehow.
or or, i've decided that tubbo is persephone and if anyone argues they're simply wrong
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The Techno Trials and Tribulations or smth idfk by Pseudye
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Jun 2022
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***this used to say that they weren’t in the same universe but i’ve now decided that they are bc i haven’t written any fluff for my dude in the second one so far and i need smth to tide you guys over while i write more angsty things :]***
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fic!wilbur centric highschool au with lots of angst and depression
I do not support Wilbur Soot, the character I'm writing is mostly my own anyway and is based off canon wilbur. Support Shelby, and if you still support Wilbur then do not click on this fic.
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Ranboo blinked. Hmm. Hold on. "I- sorry, I just thought that we- we agreed that patrol was- uh, you know, dangerous? And that, uh, maybe, going out as a vigilante is a bad idea?"
Tommy blinked right back. "Yup, we did talk about that, yes."
Hmm! "Well, it just seems that...maybe you forgot we talked about that? Because. Uh. That logo is a bit. Uh. Recognizable?"
Tommy flipped the shirt around to look at it, studying it for a good long while. "I see what you mean."
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Since they've gotten away from the farm all Ranboo wants to do it settle down and live a normal life, maybe make some friends. Too bad literally everybody else doesn't want to do that.Series
- Part 3 of Musical Chairs
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Bookmarked by Pseudye
08 Jan 2023
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i need to see what happens 😭 THE WRITING OF THIS IS SO GOODDD RAHHH
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are we still brothers then? by phantombee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc., Minecraft (Video Game)
08 May 2025
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Wilbur finally gets a better look at the man. He can barely see the details in the dim light from the fireplace, but that's enough to see that the man… has pink hair and is wearing a fucking nightshirt.
Yet, he looks really intimidating, with the sword in his hand, ready to lunge at Wilbur at any moment.Or: A ¿royalty? au no one asked for, with Wilbur being an assassin who gets hired to kill the Emperor of the Antarctic Empire and the prince.
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villain without a cause by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Aug 2022
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Tommy's family are superheroes.
And he's totally fine with that, honest, but their job means they can't really see Tommy all that much. Or ever, really.
And then, one day, inspiration strikes: maybe if Tommy was a villain himself, he'd see them more often! What could possibly go wrong?Well. A lot, actually.
Turns out, being the bad guy is actually sort of fun. And Tommy's new villain friends are showing him that the city might need some changing.
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Bookmarked by Pseudye
19 Jun 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
angst that i need to know is resolved this second [but i can settle on waiting for until the author is ready to finish because they should take as much time as they need :D)