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    Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.

    Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.

    In the Warring States Period.

    Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.

    In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.

    Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.

    Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.

    How did my life come to this?

    Or

    Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.

    Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Absolutely perfect.

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    Alhaitham exhales roughly and turns back towards his room. Moments later, he hears six pairs of footsteps following him.

    He swings his door open and raises a brow.

    Kaveh’s eyes narrow. He peeks inside, taking in the muddy floors, the flowers strewn all over the place, and the leaves scattering the floors. Alhaitham watches Kaveh scan the room before his eyes flit over Alhaitham, and then the Aranara, and then Alhaitham again.

    Through it all, the Aranara continue to stare at Alhaitham like he’s the biggest disappointment they’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.

    Kaveh’s lips twitch.

    “Don’t you dare.”

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    20 Nov 2025

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    This is so fucking funny, fantastic work.

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    Initiating function [alarm].
    Time: 0700
    Time: 0705
    Time: 0710

    Keyword “Mehrak” spotted. Transcribing …

    Speaker 1: Fault she’s just doing what I programmed her to do
    [Speaker recognition: Speaker 1 “Baba”]
    Speaker 2: I never said it was her fault I said turn her off I know it’s your fault
    [Speaker recognition: Speaker 2 “Alhaitham”]
    Baba: Stop yelling at her
    Alhaitham: I’m not yelling at her I’m yelling at you
    Baba: OK well I’m awake I’m turning her off Mehrak turn off alarm

    Voice command: “Turn off alarm”
    Alarm off.

    Baba: Are you happy now
    Alhaitham: Not particularly no
    Baba: Good I hope you have a shitty morning I’m going to my meeting now

    Performing sentiment analysis. Preprocessing … extracting features … embedding … classifying … Analysis complete. Results: strongly negative.
    Display expression: “Sad”

    Mehrak wants to be part of a happy family so badly, she wills herself into existence.

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    26 Jun 2025

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    More than 50 people, stuck within a dreamscape. More than 50 people who barely know each other and don't know what’s going on.
    As a black door appears in an area in the middle of all this, two twins stand side by side.
    It seems that many fates will be intertwined tonight.

    Or a genshin react fic where all playable genshin characters get to experience the genshin impact gaming experience themselves.
    And suffer, of course.

    Chapter 25 excerpt

    “Why is the grand duke of Meropide with you?!”

    Oh- Oh fuck. Wriothesley threw the popcorn away as he scrambled to look more innocent than he already technically is–

    “ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?!?!”

    How the hell did she come to that conclusion?!

     
    NOTES: This was made for fun! Don't like it? Be a decent human being, skip, and don't leave anything as you go, thanks! If I still find someone say shit like 780users, well that's just evidence that some people are terrible and some people can't read.

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    24 Jun 2025

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    Mehrak may not be the smartest piece of machinery out there, but it is nothing if not devoted to its creator. Anything Kaveh asks of it, Mehrak will perform to the best of its capabilities.

    One day, it finds itself presented with its greatest challenge yet: to make Kaveh “happy”.

    In which Mehrak mistakes a throwaway comment from Kaveh as an order and does everything in its (regrettably limited) power to fulfill it. When it realizes that Kaveh’s happiness could lie with a certain roommate, it intends to throw everything it has into playing matchmaker.

    (And if it learns a little bit more about itself along the way—well, all the better, right?)

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    12 Mar 2025