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"You would do well to remember that people like you are best seen and not heard," Mason says sharply. "Our new friend is far less forgiving than I am, if the rumors are even half true." Will nods, and resists the urge to pet over his face and wipe Mason's scent away. "I want you to kill him, Will. Whatever it takes. Will you do it?"
"Of course, Your Majesty," Will replies, nodding. "I am your humble servant."
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22 Mar 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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17 Jan 2026
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Glass and Steel by absurdistaffair
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Mar 2026
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“I pee on a stick every day, take my temperature, app tells me when to fuck,” Ilya summarises succinctly. “App says we fuck today. Possibly tomorrow also.”
“Tomorrow too?” Shane teases. “Are you just trying to get into my pants?”
“If I was just trying to get into your pants I wouldn’t be on bottom,” Ilya points out, and he does have a point there. Not that topping is unpleasant, or anything, but it’s not exactly something Shane tends to do without an occasion. “I also wouldn’t have to use app. I would say ‘Hollander, get your dick out,’ and you get your dick out.”
“Are you calling me easy?”
“Yes. We are both easy, it is the best thing about our relationship.”
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Shane and Ilya want kids, preferably soon. The details of making that happen prove to be slightly more complicated than initially anticipated.
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- Part 1 of Glass and Steel ‘Verse
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16 Jan 2026
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filtered through thrice by orphan_account
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
18 May 2016
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Matt looks impossibly smug and exhausted all at once. “Sorry.”
“No, you’re not,” Joel complains, and Matt just laughs and collapses against him and, okay, that’s gross, that’s awful. Joel pulls a face at the slick, sticky feeling and struggles to get out from under Matt before the mood is totally ruined.
Matt grins and buries his face in the crook of Joel’s neck and doesn’t move a fucking inch.
“I hate you,” Joel decides, letting his head fall back against the couch cushion. “I hate— You’re doing my laundry.”
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08 Jul 2025
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Noctis is given a second chance. It's drives a pit in his stomach - the overwhelming weight on his shoulders - because how do you rebuild the world?
His sole crutch is his friends, because at the very least, he's not alone.
But he spots the wedding rings on their fingers, and he's never felt so left behind.
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22 Jun 2025
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For a prompt on the kinkmeme. Noctis gets an unusual status effect while catching frogs for Sania, and finds that he can now hear his friends' thoughts. He can also hear, in detail, exactly how thirsty they are for some royal action. There's only one thing he can do with this information: Become the biggest tease this side of Insomnia.
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27 May 2025
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When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
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24 May 2025
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Little Victimless Crime by capyshota for phosphyrean
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Mar 2021
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“I was just thinking that you really can make and use your clones like it’s nothing, and—and you’re really… you seem well-practiced in, in bed…”
Hua Cheng’s other brow lifts to meet the first, mildly stunned.
“I’m sorry if that was rude! San Lang, really, it’s just… been on my mind for a while.”
“A while?” He shifts, nudging Xie Lian’s knee with his own. “…Have you thought about it?” His smirk curves into a full grin. “Me fucking one of my clones?”
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Hua Cheng fucks his clones during the 800 years. A lot. Xie Lian is intrigued.
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28 Apr 2025
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The Lord Harts mate isn't suitable, so Eggsy's forced to step in.
Except, Lord Hart isn't exactly going to leave his mate for Eggsy, is he?
And Eggsy's fine with that. He is. Completely fine. He ain't in love or anything.
It's fine.
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23 Apr 2025
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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21 Jan 2025
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
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17 Jan 2025
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Bond didn’t do families. He had one, once, that he vaguely remembered. He’d met the occasional target’s parents, but only when it was unavoidable, and never as more than part of an investigation. M had come the closest to being something of a maternal figure in Bond’s life (“at least I got something right”), but even at that she was more his commanding officer than anyone remotely affectionate.
This was why, when Q explained (rather forcefully) that he didn’t want Bond to have anything to do with his family, Bond didn’t object.
Unhappily for both of them, it didn’t make any difference.
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06 Nov 2024
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James is watching the dancing couple intently while he slowly sips Firewhiskey.
His shirt is hanging open and, watching the slow rise and fall of his chest and the way his eyes darken, Sirius gets the feeling that James is actually liking what he sees.
What the hell?
“Oi Prongs!” says Sirius, torn between his own fascination with the show and his vague memory of what propriety dictates. “Shouldn’t you, I don’t know, maybe do something about that?” he says, gesturing at Lily’s hands all over Remus’ arse.
Although Sirius has to admit Remus has a fantastic arse, this is not normal at all.
“Nahhh,” says James. “When we said night off, we meant night off,” he grins.
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Anything we fucking want, my dear Padfoot,” winks James.Bookmarked by RentAChip
22 Sep 2024
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A year after her injury, Tashi gets a summer coaching job at a country club where she meets Art and Patrick, childhood best friends and occasional hook-up partners.
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- Part 1 of EWFOW extended
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22 Jul 2024
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“I dare you,” Patrick mutters, “to get rid of this.” The hand that isn’t grasping her inner thigh reaches for her pink zip-up, tugging the fabric against her collar bone briefly.
Yeah, Art doesn’t think his brain is working, actually. And she probably shouldn’t do that or he might have a near-death experience.
And yet she nor Patrick seem to get the memo. All Tashi does is flush a darker shade of pink and bite that damn lip again, shrugging a half-assed shrug. It’s so sexy of her it might as well have been a striptease.
Or, Art and Patrick are obsessed with Tashi Duncan the second they meet her. She's always gotten what she wants, and tonight, it just might be the two of them.
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27 Mar 2024
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Under The Mask by Wrespawn
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF, Grand Theft Auto V
13 Mar 2024
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Sequel to Boy Next Door.
Matt would be a lot more intimidated by joining the Fakes if his best friend Jeremy wasn't there to make things easier. And it would be a lot easier to hide his secret crush on Jeremy if he wasn't trying to join the Fakes.
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- Part 19 of The Respawn Verse
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17 Mar 2024
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"M told me something interesting," Q said, staring at the bedroom wall with irritated eyes. "He said he used to send secretaries after you when you started to show signs of going rogue. Someone to pry you gently from the grasp of whatever kept you away from London."
Bond hadn't thought he'd gone rogue. M offered him a vacation, and he'd accepted with gratitude.
"He says he doubts a secretary will provide sufficient temptation these days," Q added, tapping his nails on the polished surface of a small wooden table.
"He's right."
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- Part 3 of Game Theory
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29 Feb 2024
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They’ve survived multiple crises of confidence, a meddling boss, a major explosion, a lot of hangovers, two gunshot wounds, a run in with a van, and the acquisition of a grumpy dog. But can Bond and Q complete the mission of a lifetime and… get married?
In which Q panics, Bond is a bridezilla, and our two idiots in love might just manage to walk down the aisle.
This can be read as a standalone fic or as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series.
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- Part 10 of On the Bench.
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21 Jan 2024
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through MI6, the festive plans of Bond and Q (and their unlucky colleagues) were about to change radically. Will the MI6 gang make it to Christmas morning intact?
In which Q and Bond don’t get the first Christmas as a couple that they were expecting, Moneypenny gets plenty of blackmail material, and Tanner gets a headache.
This fic can be read as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series or as a standalone story.
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- Part 9 of On the Bench.
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21 Jan 2024