Robin_Phantomhive



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    At that moment, Ilya knew he was hallucinating, and that he’d hit his head a lot harder than he thought.

    Because here was Shane fucking Hollander— in his fucking kitchen, wearing his fucking clothes. He was making borscht.

    “What the fuck,” Ilya croaked.

    (Ilya takes a rough hit. Shane is there to take care of him.)

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    Ilya loves being Shane's dog. He hopes he's good enough to earn it.

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    Ilya shook his head, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye when he finally stopped laughing. “I am not going to hurt you, Hayden. I am very tempted to use this situation against you because it is funny, yes, but Shane would kill me.”

    Hayden swore that he had somehow heard it wrong.

    Shane would kill Ilya? In what universe would Shane Hollander—the same Shane Hollander who nagged at Hayden to stop killing the bugs he found in his house and set them free instead—do any damage to a literal mafia boss? To Ilya Rozanov?

    or: 2 times people were surprised to see shane walking the mafia boss ilya rozanov like a dog, and the 1 time someone knew all along.

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.

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    Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??

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