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    A story you know, and pieces you don't.

    Eren's obvious crush on Levi goes nowhere thanks to, you know, him ending the world. When Eren unexpectedly survives the Rumbling, he and Levi live in alone on an isolated part of the island. Trust is broken between them, but other things slowly mend.

    Both characters are adults during the NSFW bits.

    Levi is transmasc in this fic. I use the following words for Levi's junk: dick, cock, clit, hole, slit.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    A plague sweeps across the country, perhaps the world. After two hundred years of waiting in the shadows, all the things that go bump in the night are perfectly happy to reclaim the glory days of yore, and of course, that never ends well for humans.

    One man rises from the chaos! A brave hero, noble and pure, clever as the proverbial seventh son, and as kind as any fatherless magician of legend. This...

    ...is not his story.

    This is the story of his sidekicks, their RV, and their various misadventures as they struggle through the many sticky layers of this tar pit known as "emotion".

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Once Ed decides that he is categorically not going to rot on the Drachman tundra, dragging his ass out of the jaws of death is actually pretty easy.  ...except when it's not.  At all.  Which is most of the time.

    (AU from end of Brotherhood.)

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    07 Oct 2025

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    A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...

    This story was inspired by the thought of Prince William of Wales (and indeed the current Max von Hapsburg) studying at the University of St Andrews; it is also, as the title suggests, at least a little inspired by the operetta 'The Student Prince'.

    Grateful thanks to Lamardeuse and DarkEmeralds for Beta and cheerleading!

    ::2019 note: This story was written BEFORE the TV show introduced the character of Gwaine. It's not that I can't spell, or that I'm perversely writing him out of character - I incorporated other characters from Arthurian legend (Kay, Gawain etc) into my story, and lacking prophetic abilities, my versions naturally don't mesh with the versions subsequently introduced into the show.::

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    04 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Do you, uh,” Eren says, and stops. Wets his lips before continuing, “Need help with undressing, too, or…?”

    Levi doesn’t. If the past few days have taught him anything it’s that one hand is more than sufficient in grabbing the back of his shirt and yanking it over his head; has done it often enough that he even manages with some semblance of ease, without aggravating his injured wrist too much despite the struggle that long sleeves pose. He doesn’t need help, getting undressed or otherwise, but –

    He feels himself nodding instead of shaking his head like he honestly intended.

    or: Due to an unfortunate miscalculation, Levi breaks his right wrist, rendering him effectively useless. Eren is there to help, because of course he is.

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    28 Aug 2025