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    When Ed hears Izzy's caught something strange in his net, he expects maybe a two-headed swordfish or a weird duck. But what he's found seems a little too human for Ed's taste.

    A Free Willy/Shape of Water/Little Mermaid/Tentacle AU.

    Check out the fabulous podfic by tipsy_kitty!

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    09 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Ed pretends to be Stede's mistress. And his wife. And anything else that takes his fancy.

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    19 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    As he finishes pouring foamed oat milk into espresso, Izzy looks up and across to the register, catching the eye of the young blond person who started working at their coffee shop a month ago.

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    With three shots of T behind him and two cups of coffee churning in his stomach, Stede vibrates like a plucked harp string when he notices Izzy looking at him.

    As he starts his transition, Stede seeks mentorship from Izzy, his manager at work. Both of them find something unexpected.

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    11 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Stede signs himself up for his first long-haul voyage in response to a job listing that boasts "a soft onboarding with a taste of adventure."

    Instead, he finds a greenhouse in disrepair, a dead body, and a much more charismatic ship than advertised.

    ((No OFMD characters were harmed during the making of this fic. tbh this fic is way more pining and romance than it is scifi.))

    “I know,” Ed says, quick and, if Stede's not mistaken, a touch defensive. “'Course I know. I'm the smartest thing on this ship. I am this ship. Just curious 'bout your... expert opinion, I guess.”

    “Well, Ed, I'm hardly an expert.”

    “Aren't you?” Ed says, the slightest bristle to his tone.

    “I'm good with plants,” Stede concedes with a little sigh. “We understand one another.”

    That, and plants have always appreciated Stede better than any human ever has.

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    05 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Bonnet took a dainty sip of rum, then put the mug down with a fussy finality. “Look, I’m not interested in deals and riches and who gets what from who. I want to find Ed, that’s it. You’ll come with us, and you’ll guide us to the Revenge, and when we’re done, you can have my other ship to do with what you like. Sell it, sail away, set it on fire, I don’t care. Do we have an accord?”

    Bonnet held out a hand. His nails were ragged, and there were blisters on his fingers. Somehow, he still smelled of lavender. With all the recalcitrance of reaching towards an open flame, Izzy shook it.

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    (Or: after brokering an uneasy peace, Izzy Hands, Stede Bonnet and the rest of the Revenge’s depleted crew are thrown together for a mission: find Edward, snap him out of his terrible madness, and then – and then.)

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    30 Jun 2024