Sagetheomnivore
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- Dream SMP (5)
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Thank the gods, he thinks Tommy is a fae.
The “fae” swallows roughly, somewhat worried that horse might bite him. “I- uhm..”
“I haven’t seen you before. Where are you from, kid?” The pink-haired man interrupts.
Good question. He sure as hell can’t tell the truth, so he thinks fast.“I’m from uh..” He vaguely gestures in a random direction, hoping to trick the man into filling the blank for him.
The rider looks at where Tommy waved toward. “Logstedshire?” he guesses.
“Yeah.” Totally.
Or: Tommy was never meant to go beyond the border of his dark kingdom. But once he experiences the other side-- once he finds a family on the other side, he has to choose one place to call home.
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“Tommy? You okay?” Phil asks.
The avian clears his throat. “He’s not using words. He just keeps trying to cling to me like I’m his emotional support-- Wilbur!” A hiss on the other end of the call. “No, don’t hiss at me! Wilbur- let go of my arm. I swear-“
Slowly, very slowly, Phil makes sense of what’s going on. He sighs, exasperated. “Tommy, he’s a phantom hybrid.”
“And?”
“He’s basically nesting.”
Or: Secret Agent!Crimebois fluff. Tommy quickly realizes that resistance is futile.
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- Part 2 of Secret Agent AU >:D
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The other guy, Tommy doesn’t recognize. He has to bite his tongue to avoid laughing at this one.
It’s immediately obvious that he’s a rabbit hybrid. Even if you couldn’t see the tall ears and the stubby cotton-ball tail, he very clearly has the hyper instincts. Every time The Warden takes two seconds to back off from close quarters combat, in order to catch his breath, this guy seems like he can’t sit still in his adrenaline. Subtly bouncing on his heels like it’s a fun game.
As if it wasn’t already difficult to take him seriously, he has cotton candy pink hair, tied in a complicated braid, like some anime character. Either it’s his natural color somehow or he uses a lot of dye, because his ears and tail match.
Tommy leans over to Wilbur, holding back a grin. “We’re working with the creeper guy, right?”
The older boy shakes his head, seemingly unfazed. “Nope. The rabbit guy.”
Or: Tommy and Wilbur are spies, assigned to work together. Now Techno has been assigned to join them. These are the first impressions.
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- Part 1 of Secret Agent AU >:D
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(Even If Its Worth Is Not Spoken Of)
Phil turns to face Dream again. “Is this your apprentice or..?”
“Nope.” Dream announces proudly, placing his hand on the teenager's blonde curls. “This is one of my best employees at the moment. I believe you’ll be very happy with the work he can do for you.”
Everyone else in the room stiffens, until Wilbur speaks up in the back. “That’s a child.”
This is the masked man’s favorite part of the Show and Tells.
"That's why people suspect him the least."or: Three (Tommy) is nothing but a service to hire. A kid capable of being a spy, an assassin, a thief, and so on. However, when he goes to work for the Syndicate, they tell him can relax and be himself, rather than his almost robotic persona. The only problem is that he doesn't know who 'himself' is. Yet.
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“What are you doing?” Wilbur’s tired voice cracks through the silence, behind him, and Techno realizes that his breathing had become loud.
He speaks before he thinks. Not like he can think. “The stains aren’t coming off!” He snaps.
“What stain— HOLY beep, what the beep are you doing!?” Wilbur jogs over, all hint of fatigue gone, as he looks between Techno’s bloodied hands and the bottle of bleach. “Techno! What are you- why!?”
“The blood on my hands! It won’t come off!”
“What blood!?” The brunette flicks on the light, both of them wincing for a moment. “Techno, there’s no blood on your hands! What are you talking about?”
Or: Techno used to work for a woman who would force him to kill and harm people for Her own entertainment. He wasn't the only one who worked for Her, but he was the only one who was dragged in as a kid and grew up, not knowing a life outside of it. Just over a month ago, he ran away with one of the other unfortunate men (Wilbur) and now his trauma is catching up with him.
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Oneshots from an abandoned fic idea, because I could never write the whole thing, but I can write my favorite scenes.
It’s a secret agent AU. All fics will likely fall under either Crimebois-centric or NeapolitanTrio-centric <33
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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