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King of the Eyesores by SaintMalone for DisasterShipBlonde
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Aug 2022
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An alternate perspective of @DisasterShipBlonde's "How Not to Drown," (Chapter 9: The Jealous Sea.)
Told from Benjamin Hornigold's POV.
"The nervous boy relaxes his grip, leaning back into welcoming warm water. He shuffles fingers and shoulders, contorting his body to fit to the tub. Deep, yet wide, his knees splay outward, soaking feet dangling over the side..."
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A cautionary tale inspired by the Fool's journey through the tarot.
Each card in the major arcana represents stage, phase, trial, or journey that one will face in life.
These cards are for Israel Hands.Slow burn horror esoterica featuring Israel Hands and Edward Teach/Blackbeard.
Each chapter can be read as a vignette - together, one after the other, or stand alone.
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I Wake in Vain: Letters to Kabul by rpblcofletters, SaintMalone
Fandoms: The Young Pope (TV), The New Pope
21 Oct 2020
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Following the events of The Young Pope and The New Pope, a series of letters is exchanged between Cardinals Mario Assente in Kabul, and Bernardo Gutiérrez, in Rome and later New York. Seeking some sort of consolation for their loneliness and sorrow, they find companionship in each other.
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— It's so easy for you, isn't it ? Pretending you don't care, that tennis is just a dumb game you play for money, that nothing can impact you ?
Or, when Daniil decides to confront Alexander about everything.
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13 Jun 2026
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In a desperate bid for a British Eurovision win, the BBC brings together Stede -- a classically trained pianist who gained mainstream success with his hit children's show By Hook or By Crook -- and Ed -- the washed-up lead singer and guitarist of legendary grimy Britrock band Blackbeard and the Krakens -- to craft a camp single sure to sweep the audience off their feet.
But the bookies have their eyes on dream punk sensation Jim Jimenez, repping Spain; Ed's manager Izzy Hands gets increasingly frustrated as the contest draws closer; the foundations of Stede's marriage become increasingly shaky; and the world watches two very different musicians fall in love.
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11 Sep 2022
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Count the Headlights on the Highway by soft_october for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Mar 2022
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The rest of the band should relax, okay? He was not unconcerned about the fact that Stede Bonnet - the “poor man’s Elton John,” as one particularly nasty critic called him - covered some B-side The Scalawags wrote more than a decade ago. (He was very, very concerned, actually. He was very concerned because the first time he heard it was two weeks ago and he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it since.)
When Stede Bonnet releases a chart topping cover of an old Scalawags song, Ed is more taken with it than he'd like to admit. After Calico Jack starts twitter drama over the "destruction of real music," Ed finds himself in the unusual position of having to apologize to Stede in person.
He's fine. His palms aren't sweaty. He's super cool and he can do this.
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- Part 1 of you'll marry a music man
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10 Sep 2022
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“Let’s get him out of those wet clothes, then, hm?” Ed suggests.
Stede hesitates, then draws backward to look into Izzy’s eyes, all bright and curious and concerned and tender and— Jesus motherfucking Christ—
“Would that be something you wanted?” Stede asks him.
Say it, say it, say it, Izzy tells himself. You’re better than this. You’re stronger than this. You want it. Fucking take it.
“Yes,” Izzy tells him. “I’m— Yes, fuck, would you just—”
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09 Sep 2022
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red by wrizard for SaintMalone
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Hades (Video Game 2018)
19 Aug 2022
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Israel prayed that night. Not to God, never to God, not ever again, but to something stronger. Something realer. A spirit he might touch.
Let me survive.
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- Part 1 of patronage
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19 Aug 2022