Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
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The Washing Machine or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Mother by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
18 Oct 2025
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Renee Graves, a sexually frustrated housewife in her late thirties, is often left alone while her husband travels the country as a salesman for ToxiSoda. As their marriage slowly crumbles, she finds fleeting relief in the vibrations of the decrepit washing machine her husband refuses to replace. Unaware that her son Andrew watches from the top of the basement stairs, she surrenders to the thrill, believing she’s alone in the house. But with a secret relationship, one so taboo and forbidden, comes struggles and emotional guilt as Renee tries to balance her roles as mother, wife and lover.
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Pink and Green by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
16 Oct 2025
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A collection of safe-for-work short stories featuring Ashley and Andrew, told across different timelines, some canon, some fanon. From teeth-rotting fluff to soul-crushing angst, there’s a little bit of everything to discover!
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Birthday Cake by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
12 Sep 2025
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Andrew Graves slips away from his birthday celebration after a teasing text from his secret lover, his mother, Renee. Behind locked doors, candles, and soft moans, the night is theirs until a breathless revelation shifts their passion into something deeper, something lasting. He came home from a slice of her 'cake' but wound up getting so much more.
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Umamusume: Violent Derby by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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History will be made tonight. Seventeen Umamusume will enter, but only one will walk away as the very first Umamusume Wrestling Federation Champion. Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will claim the gold? Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime pay-per-view spectacular called by Mister Edward Hands and ‘Dangerous’ Donnie Diamond. The road to glory begins tonight!
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Vodka the Science Baby by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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Vodka never thought her family history would be anything worth sharing until Scarlet asks. What starts as a goofy story about racing dreams, motorcycle grease, and a little bit of science soon turns into something much more tender. Between blushes, bad jokes, and the kind of teasing only true affection can survive, Scarlet finds herself falling deeper for the disaster-prone girl with the crooked grin. And Vodka? She’s realizing that being called “a science baby” might not be so bad when the person saying it is the one she wants to kiss most.
Recent series
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Side Tracks by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandom: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
05 Jan 2025
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Andrew and Ashley Graves are lovers and soulmates, but before that, they were brother and sister first. And like all siblings, they squabble and bicker over those mundane things ever, even after sex. (Or sometimes during!)
- Words:
- 6,130
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Tales of a Pink Eyed Princess by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandom: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
19 Sep 2024
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An AU where Ashley Graves is the college-aged daughter of Andrew and Renee Graves. Living at home and studying to become a nurse, she's involved in a secret romantic and sexual relationship with her Father but also dealing with the drunken verbal assaults from her Mother. However will she survive?
- Words:
- 13,759
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
Recent bookmarks
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Weiss has known this night was coming her entire life, but nothing could have properly prepared her.
James has been waiting for this night since he met her, and nothing could stop him from relishing it.
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
10 Oct 2025
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Gone Without You by RCizzle (RC1024)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
22 Sep 2025
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The Graves siblings, Andrew and Ashley, are split up. Both are faced with the intense truth of their feelings and desires for their other half, and a journey through hell ensues to reunite. Unbeknownst to her darling brother, Ashley makes a foolish deal with her demonic friend... adding another problem to their growing list. How will they defy this fate, as well as their rapidly decaying relationship?
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
23 Sep 2025
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When Yang comes home just as Ruby and her uncle, Qrow, share a taboo and intimate moment, lines are stepped over and broken inside of a dark and hot little closet one afternoon. (Very short, practice for writing more in the future, would love suggestions)
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
12 Sep 2025
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A tale of Lust, Love, and Corruption~
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,210
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 47
- Kudos:
- 145
- Bookmarks:
- 52
- Hits:
- 32,115
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
12 Sep 2025
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It’s all smoke and mirrors—illusions and tricks that he sells to the world like some sort of fucked up magician. Or a con artist—Andrew thinks that’s a more apt comparison. He’s good at it, too.
Pretending came as naturally as breathing at this point. He can be anything that anyone wants him to be, even if he would love nothing more than to take a bat to the back of their skull and bash their fucking brains in until their face remained nothing but an unrecognizable red mush. They’d never know.
He’s that good.
Andrew knows the rot is there, though. He can always feel it—sloshing around in his insides like thick black sludge. Not quite like a tar pit, but something close to one. It builds in his lungs like the smoke that he blackens them with until he is choking on it, until he feels like it’s going to explode out of his fucking chest. Those days are the worst, when it’s nearly impossible to keep it together, when the staples holding his chest together burst apart and the festering rot pours out.
Ashley is always harder to ignore on those days.
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Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
24 May 2025