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Pink and Green by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
19 Oct 2025
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A collection of safe-for-work short stories featuring Ashley and Andrew, told across different timelines, some canon, some fanon. From teeth-rotting fluff to soul-crushing angst, there’s a little bit of everything to discover!
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The Washing Machine or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Mother by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
18 Oct 2025
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Renee Graves, a sexually frustrated housewife in her late thirties, is often left alone while her husband travels the country as a salesman for ToxiSoda. As their marriage slowly crumbles, she finds fleeting relief in the vibrations of the decrepit washing machine her husband refuses to replace. Unaware that her son Andrew watches from the top of the basement stairs, she surrenders to the thrill, believing she’s alone in the house. But with a secret relationship, one so taboo and forbidden, comes struggles and emotional guilt as Renee tries to balance her roles as mother, wife and lover.
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Birthday Cake by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
12 Sep 2025
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Andrew Graves slips away from his birthday celebration after a teasing text from his secret lover, his mother, Renee. Behind locked doors, candles, and soft moans, the night is theirs until a breathless revelation shifts their passion into something deeper, something lasting. He came home from a slice of her 'cake' but wound up getting so much more.
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Umamusume: Violent Derby by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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History will be made tonight. Seventeen Umamusume will enter, but only one will walk away as the very first Umamusume Wrestling Federation Champion. Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will claim the gold? Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime pay-per-view spectacular called by Mister Edward Hands and ‘Dangerous’ Donnie Diamond. The road to glory begins tonight!
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Vodka the Science Baby by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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Vodka never thought her family history would be anything worth sharing until Scarlet asks. What starts as a goofy story about racing dreams, motorcycle grease, and a little bit of science soon turns into something much more tender. Between blushes, bad jokes, and the kind of teasing only true affection can survive, Scarlet finds herself falling deeper for the disaster-prone girl with the crooked grin. And Vodka? She’s realizing that being called “a science baby” might not be so bad when the person saying it is the one she wants to kiss most.
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Racing Hearts by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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For Vodka, wedding day nerves aren’t about cold feet, they’re about the empty chair she wishes her father could fill. As she and Daiwa Scarlet prepare to turn years of rivalry into a lifetime of love, the joy of the day is threaded with the ache of absence. From the altar to the dance floor, laughter and chaos swirl around them - friends cheering, Gold Ship stealing the spotlight, music and memories mixing in the air. Yet for Vodka, every smile hides the quiet hope that somehow, in some way, her father might still be there to see her happiest day. It’s a story of love found, love celebrated, and love remembered, proof that some bonds last far beyond the finish line.
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Firsts by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
13 Aug 2025
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Andrew’s romantic relationship with his mother wasn’t a single night of overwhelming passion. Instead, it unfolded through a series of meaningful firsts, each moment drawing them closer. From the first kiss to to the first time experimenting in the bedroom, their saga is told bit by bit.
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Gold Ship'd by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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Trainer just wanted a quiet life—train his girls, win some races, maybe enjoy a warm cup of coffee in peace. Then she showed up: Gold Ship, the walking embodiment of chaos in a umamusume's body. She skips training to chase butterflies, makes divots in the turf with her launch power, and might be a time traveler (or clone… or both). She’s unpredictable, unstoppable on the track, and absolutely insufferable off it and somehow, he’s stuck training her.
But for one fleeting night, what started as a professional nightmare turned into something… more, an experience neither of them will forget.
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The Toy by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
26 Jul 2025
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At Tracen Academy, Vodka is the wild child—reckless, loud, and allergic to rules. Scarlet is the model student—graceful, sharp-tongued, and secretly just as intense. On the surface, they’re rivals: always bickering, always competing, always one step from strangling each other. But behind locked dorm doors and under the cover of late-night whispers, they’re something else entirely.
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Missionary Position by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
03 Jul 2025
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When Andrew called out sick and said he couldn’t make it to Friday night Bible Study with Julia, she went alone, hoping to soothe the guilt and inner conflict that had been quietly eating away at her soul. She sought solace in scripture, prayer, and the comforting embrace of her faith.
Little did she know, Andrew was experiencing a very different kind of spiritual awakening that involved Ashley, tangled sheets, and whispered blasphemies between stolen kisses and forbidden moans.
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Love Hangover by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
08 Jun 2025
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Andrew Graves's head was in agony with splitting pain in his skull. It was as if someone had buried a meat cleaver right between his eyes—his hangover sharp, unforgiving, and excruciating. As he tried to piece together what happened the night before, he's horrified to discover his mother, Renee, naked and in bed next to him. Just what the hell happened?!
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Whispers in the Hallway by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
08 Jun 2025
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High school senior Andrew "Andy" Graves is struggling to move on after his longtime girlfriend, Julia, dumps him. Heartbroken and lost, he unexpectedly finds solace in the arms of someone he never anticipated—his own sister, Ashley "Leyley" Graves. What begins as a night of passion between the two of them sparks a hidden romance that neither of them ever saw coming. As they navigate their new relationship in secret, Andy and Leyley must conceal their love from family, friends, and classmates—something that proves more difficult than they ever imagined.
“The course of true love never did run smooth.” ~ William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
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Hardcore Prom-ography by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
01 Jun 2025
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At V.C. Andrews High, prom night should be the picture-perfect end to a typical school year—flashy dresses, awkward slow dances, and forced smiles hiding teenage heartache. For Andy Graves, it’s all of that and more. Behind the suit and tie and the stiff politeness lies a storm of emotions he's buried for far too long, tangled in secrecy, guilt, and longing when his sister, Leyley, shows up unexpectedly and without a date. What’s supposed to be a night of celebration becomes a pressure cooker of desire and denial, where one unexpected encounter threatens to tear open the delicate balance of the life he’s tried so hard to maintain.
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Jennifer never expected this for Mother's Day. Maybe breakfast in bed, some gas station flowers or a box of chocolates from her son, David. What she didn't expect was a confession of love and a sensual kiss that stole her breath. And what she definitely didn't expect was falling so hard for him. This will turn out to be a Mother's Day to remember.
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Mother's Day by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
03 May 2025
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In the quiet haven of Thebesville, Andrew Graves and his mother, Renee, ignite a scandalous romance after his father’s death, fleeing to live as husband and wife. Their love, born from a childhood of unbreakable closeness, defies all norms, blossoming into a passionate, secret union. But as their first Mother’s Day approaches, Andrew grapples with a heart-wrenching dilemma: should he honor Renee as his mother or celebrate her solely as his wife?
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Wham Bam Shang‐A‐Lang by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
24 Apr 2025
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In a tale of forbidden desire, Renee Graves teeters on the edge of passion and duty. Caught in a stagnant marriage with her devoted husband, Douglas, she’s blindsided by the intense allure of Andrew, her own son and only child. As stolen moments ignite a wildfire of longing, Renee grapples with her heart’s dangerous pull toward the taboo. Douglas, unaware of the storm brewing, fights to rekindle their love, his tender efforts clashing with Andrew’s raw intensity. Torn between loyalty and a secret that could shatter her world, Renee faces a choice that will redefine her future.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF INCEST II: THE SECOND ROUND by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel), Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Apr 2025
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Look
If you had one shot or one opportunity
To prove you were the best Sibling Couple
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?It's the Graves Vs the Lannisters! Who wins?!
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The Death and Burial of Leyley Graves by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
06 Apr 2025
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It should have been Ashley’s paradise—living with Andrew as husband and wife under assumed names, no one suspecting their dark past. But instead of love and passion, stress and anger have taken over, leaving them both trapped in a fake-marriage on the brink of collapse. After a fiery argument, Andrew storms out, and Ashley is pulled into the demon realm by Lord Unknown, who offers her an impossible choice: bury the past and change who you are, or die. To survive, Ashley must confront her darkest memories, face the truth about her relationship with Andrew, and make a choice that will reshape her future. In a world of painful revelations, can Ashley change before it’s too late, or will she and Andrew be doomed?
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Dirty Dishes by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
02 Apr 2025
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The dishes are piling up in the sink—filthy, rotting, and encrusted with grime—while Andrew and Ashley argue over whose turn it is to wash them. Ashley insists it’s Andrew’s turn, while Andrew argues it’s Ashley’s. Deadlocked in a stubborn standoff and with the smell only getting worse, Ashley proposes an unconventional contest to settle the dispute: mutual masterbation, and whoever finishes first loses and has to do the filthy deed.
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Divine Communion by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
26 Mar 2025
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Andrew Graves was never a religious man—which was ironic, considering he had literally spoken with demons. Even that revelation hadn’t made him dwell much on concepts like holiness or sin. But there was one place he held in deep reverence. A temple, of sorts. A place where he would willingly worship, kneel in devotion, and offer the highest admiration.
His sister's body.