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Kissing boys is worth going to hell over by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Apr 2022
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Mr. Stark never asks why, and Peter doesn’t tell but there’s a room for him inside Stark Tower and a coffee mug with his name engraved on it.
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Peter gets the family he always wanted, but didn’t know he needed.
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- Part 6 of Charlie’s Peter Parker nonsense
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Redefined by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Apr 2022
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Two words changed everything for Peter Parker. When he is kicked out of his most recent foster placement, he intends to head back to the orphanage where he’s sure he’ll be ridiculed for his perceived failure. He didn’t intend to end up at the tour, and he certainly doesn’t intend on coming out to the avengers. Above all he doesn’t intend on the unwavering acceptance and support he is given when he does.
What started as a simple dinner ends with the realization that he’s had a family for a while now and that it’s time to redefine how he describes family.Series
- Part 5 of Charlie’s Peter Parker nonsense
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Five Time Princess Amelia Rose(Ellen Claremont-Diaz-Fox- Mountchristen-Windsor) steals the show. by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
07 Apr 2022
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Amelia Rose (Ellen Claremomt-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor) hasn’t found herself in the spotlight very much since she was born.
She never had a swearing phase like her sister Ella, a tantrum phase like her brother Mason or a “fuck the press” phase like her sister Lily so there hasn’t seemed to be much reason for her to make the news.
That all changes around the age three.
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The youngest child of Alex and Henry begins to steal the intentional spotlight with her adorable (and sometimes mischievous) schemes.
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- Part 1 of History remembers
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Five times Peter Parker came out to an avenger and the one time he didn’t have to by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Jan 2022
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It’s in the title really, five times Peter decides to come out to someone on the team and the one time he doesn’t have to anymore.
“I don’t care if you’re gay Peter, all I care about is that you are happy and if dating boys makes you happy then date as many boys as you want.”
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- Part 4 of Charlie’s Peter Parker nonsense
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Wild Child (Nicole Rivers) by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
13 Nov 2021
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Nicole Rivers has been in foster care for as a long as she can remember, she only has one rule- never get attached.
Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid have been together for twelve years and fostering for four when they decide to take on a long term placement.
None of them knew how dramatically their lives would soon change.
Nicole can show them to once again how to find the fun in life, and they can show her that family isn’t just a concept for the movie theatres.
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- Part 1 of Lost & found
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“Aren’t you forgetting something?” by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
23 Aug 2021
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“Aren't You forgetting something?”
“Oh,”
“I meant these. But thanks.”
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Aaron forgets his keys- one small misunderstanding and a kiss later he’s on his way to work.
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- Part 16 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
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Once upon a time they where young and in love convinced they’d last forever… who knew forever had an expiration date.
Based on “The one that got away” by Katy Perry
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- Part 11 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
- Part 1 of Charlie’s song fics
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The team is an old song, with a new tune.
(Or the children of the BAU team are all grown up now, and carry on the legacy of their parents in their own little ways.)
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Spencer Reid is sometimes petty by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
17 May 2021
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Living with a smart and sometimes petty mage isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be, and don’t get them wrong they wouldn’t change it for the world but… right now their third is being exceptionally annoying.
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Derek and Aaron have managed to upset Spencer so instead of talking to them about it he puts on a silver bracelet and wolfsbane perfume
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- Part 1 of Charlie’s Poly ship fics
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“Please don’t leave me.” by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
06 May 2021
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Spencer worries Derek is going to leave after a rough case- Derek assures him he has nothing to worry about
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- Part 15 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
- Part 10 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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The members of the behavioural analysis unit are all good at keeping things to themselves- at leaving important things hidden. You’ll see however that the best at all his specific habit would be Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan.
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- Part 9 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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"I wish you where here." by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
21 Apr 2021
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Spencer is sad that Derek can't come to his first book release after party... but not for long
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- Part 14 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
- Part 8 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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“Where did you get all theres bruises from.” by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
06 Apr 2021
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“Stop acting like you are invincible because you aren’t. One of these days Gordinski is gonna bag you or worse, for fighting and what’s gonna happen then Derek? There is no get of jail free the second time you beat the shit out of somebody and the police catch you. Not when you're eighteen.”
“Will you stop blaming me for fights I didn’t even start?”
“Did you throw the first punch?”
“...yes but-“
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Eighteen year old Derek Morgan gets into yet another fight to the alarm of his boyfriend.
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- Part 13 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
- Part 7 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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Small peeks into the love of Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid over the years.
Love is a strange thing, really.
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- Part 5 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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"Just relax, I'll wash your hair." by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2021
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After two weeks undercover Natasha is physically drained (not that she'll admit it)
At least she has Steve, who sees through her tough facadeSeries
- Part 12 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
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Spencer Reid is far to tired to care about the consequences of wearing Derek's sweatshirt to meet with the team- the consequences are a future Spencer problem.
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- Part 10 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
- Part 6 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
05 Mar 2021
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Aaron’s doing paperwork after a long case and pretty much ignoring Spencer much to Spencer displeasure
If he resorts to childish methods of getting attention, can you really blame him?Series
- Part 11 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
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Eighteen year old Derek Morgan finds out he’s been excepted to the university of Southern California, a school only twenty four minutes away from where his long term boyfriend Spencer committed to going.
Now he just needs to tell Spencer he got accepted.
(Which is easier said than done)Series
- Part 9 of Random Romantic prompts & ships
- Part 4 of Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
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"I'm not going to leave you." by Sarcasm_with_a_side_of_fries
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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Peter Parker has been having nightmares for a long time now without telling any of the avengers, when Natasha finds him shaking and screaming she wakes him from the prison his mind had locked him within.
She comforts him in the aftermath of the nightmare, where he relived some of the worst things that have ever happened to him on replay.Series
- Part 1 of Random Platonic Relationships & prompts
- Part 3 of Charlie’s Peter Parker nonsense
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Sometimes Spencer has a feeling he can't place, he doesn't like it.
He doesn't know how to save himself from it but luckily Aaron knows how to fix it every single time.Series
- Part 8 of Random Romantic prompts & ships