ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (3)
- Dream SMP (3)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (1)
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Braided Realities by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
19 Aug 2025
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Tommy was just trying to get away from the vanguard of murder robots. He did not mean to fall from the sky and break most of his equipment (including his bones). And now he's been kidnapped/adopted by a beanpole, a wingman, and a pig. Help.
Phil and Ranboo are just chillin' in Techno's house when a tiny feral version of Tommy falls from the sky. Which shouldn't be possible because, according to Ranboo, Tommy died in prison. He's got weird armor, weirder weapons, he just tried to stab Phil, and- oh, okay, he blasted a hole in the wall. Lovely.
None of these people know what they're doing, and the child just brings more angst, fluff, and shenanigans than anyone thinks is possible while also kickstarting a mass emotional healing arc that no one knew they needed.
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Dystopian resistance sci-fi Tommy falls through a portal and gets adopted by the Syndicate. (And yes it's adoption, because Phil.) -
TommyInnit's Services for Villains, Vigilantes, and Various Other Vagabonds by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
21 Aug 2024
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Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg, hiding in a far corner of the lower districts.
A place everyone was welcome, regardless of their given title.
Where villains could come for medical treatment.
Where mafia goons and bosses could rest without the need to look over their shoulders.
Where vigilantes and heroes could have a nice chat over tea.
Where treatment (and treats) were given out freely.Where societal tags (and their due expectations) were shot and murdered at the front door.
And if you ignored this rule, you too were shot and murdered at the front door.
By whom was a gamble.Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg.
Everybody also knew that if you touched any of the occupants, well...
You'd have the entirety of super-powered society (underground and otherwise) gunning for your head.Tommy Innit, the owner of said apartment, lived quite the interesting life.
Seriously, he just wanted to bake cookies, what just happened?OR
5 times Tommy dropped everything to help everyone else, and 1 time they dropped everything to help him. -
The Swiftest Path by ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Star Wars - All Media Types, Video Blogging RPF
22 May 2023
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Philza, Technoblade, and Wilbur had often faced Theseus. The Sith assassin had been a menace to the Republic since the beginning of the war, and always managed to hold his own against the three of them: Philza, Jedi Master; Technoblade, Jedi Knight; and Wilbur Soot, Jedi Padawan and Shadow-in-Training.
But what happens when the Sith Lord Dream, Theseus' master, suddenly abandons Theseus, bound and surrounded by his enemies?
Adoption, obviously, this is SBI, what did you expect.
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I saw Asajj Ventress' betrayal in Clone Wars and went "...what if that but Tommy?" *gasp* "What if that but SBI and found family?"OR OR
Y'know those Superhero/villain AUs where Tommy is Villain(or Hero) Dream's protégé then meets Hero(or Villain) SBI and gets adopted? Yeah, it's that but Star Wars.(PREWRITTEN! I know, right? Like a normal author! Updates every weekend!)
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Danny runs into some astronauts from NASA’s lunar mission while trying to do his homework on the moon. This leads to new friends, a new job, and eventually to Danny finding a place for himself out among the stars.
Also, Danny gets to be a gremlin in space.
“Well,” Watkins drew the word out on a sigh as she slumped against the doorframe. “We didn’t cover this in training.”
Cecilia found her eyes trained on the spot where Danny had just walked through the wall. Like a— “Is the moon haunted?!”
Watkins was silent for a long while, and when Cecilia finally managed to tear her eyes away from the wall and look at her colleague, she found her frowning at the com. "…Who's going to tell the commander?"
Artwork by the amazing MinnowMarsh and Amar Art!
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27 May 2026
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Space Orc??? This Guy? by My_Dark_Strange_Son_24
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.
Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.
It's a human.
Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.
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The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.
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24 May 2026
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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24 May 2026
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It's going to be a long trip back to Erid. I'm trying to make it as easy on Rocky as I can.
(Or: Grace is wrong about what Eridians need, and he's especially wrong about why. )
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24 May 2026
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Striking a Chord by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Apr 2026
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Living on a spaceship with an alien that exclusively speaks in song can really recontextualize karaoke for a guy.
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23 May 2026