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    "Five years of dating, one year of friendship, and dozens of proposals. That was how Tim and Bernard’s relationship had gone so far.

    Sometimes it’d been Tim, with little rings made of flowers he’d found on the edge of a sidewalk or of the paper straw covers they’d get at burger places, and sometimes it’d been Bernard with milk tabs and key rings. Some of their fake rings had been candy and some had been literal garbage.

    They’d both pretended to get down on one knee. Both gave stupid, silly proclamations of how much they loved and worshiped the other.

    It still felt unbelievable that, this time, the ring Tim had ready to order was real."

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    A Tim and Bernard wedding fic

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    28 Nov 2024

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    KAJEOSIKWLDKFNKSKEHDMWLKRBLSKDHDLK

    ive never understood why ppl cry @ weddings. I get it now.

    I FIND IT FUNNY ASF THAT THIS MADE ME CRY CUZ I HAVENT CRIED AT A FANFIC SINCE 2020 BAHAHAHAH

    theyre cutie patooties

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    Tim and Damian have hated one another since the day that the youngest Wayne arrived in Gotham City. A few years later, that hatred has cooled into a mutual disdain and somewhat-wary tolerance. If necessary, they can even work together— though neither likes to. Then Tim discovers that Damian enjoys bird-watching too. Or: sometimes the difficult things are the most rewarding.

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    15 Jan 2025

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    Bookmarking this masterpeice so i dont lose it AGAIN cuz i was STUPID WHEN I READ IT THE FIRST TIME AND DIDNT BOOKMARK IT (i spent all day tracking it down again)

    Anyways its a great read you should read it ASAP :3

    TIM AND DAMIAN BONDINGGGGG

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    “I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?”

    The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes.

    “Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?”

    (Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)

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    23 Dec 2024

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    TIM AQUIRES A PUPPER DOG

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    “We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”

    Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.

    The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.

    “Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”

    The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.

    It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.

    At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    LSKSNKAKEHENWKJRHDKWOEHDNLSJHRLSKWHRK

    I CANT WORDS

    I THINK THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF HOW AWESOME SAUCE THIS IS

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    After he gets lost in time, a fragment of Bruce Wayne sticks around. He’s unable to interact with the living world, other than through the relics of his temporal travels. Tim might be convinced he’s a hallucination, but helping with Red Robin’s quest is Bruce’s only chance to get home.

    OR 5 Times Bruce’s Ghostly Advice Changes Nothing + 1 Time It Changes Everything

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    06 Nov 2024

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    ANEVEKIEHRJROWHEBLWUEJWOQRNEUE
    ABSOLUTLEY LOVE THIS FIC IVE BEEN FOLLOWING IT SKNCE THE BEGUNJNG AND AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS ITS JUST FINISHED

    AUGH
    THE ANGSTTTTTT (its amazing)