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    "I don’t know how to ask this gracefully but have you been engaging in any - ahem - intimate relations lately?”

    Prime stiffened, answering in an unusually strained tone. “You know the answer to that, Ratchet. I’m a vessel for the will of Primus, I don’t ‘engage in relations’.”

    “See, I do know that which is why I’m confused as to how I’m looking at a sparkling here.”

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    After millions of years, Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally forced to confront their messy, tangled relationship.

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    26 Nov 2024

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    Jazz drunkenly pretends that he's dating Prowl. Only he isn't, and the mech is right behind him.

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    Extraneous to the line of succession, the only use Prowl was to Praxus was as his creator’s scapegoat. Until the king found a use for him.

    Now if only the Prime would cooperate!

    (And who gave Jazz permission to be so pretty?)

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    27 Oct 2023

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    Orion Pax is the assistant librarian to Alpha Trion in a small town, where many know him as a friendly face behind the counter who is constantly trying to fend off the misplaced "affections" of the conceited Overlord. In secret, Orion reads sappy, smutty novellas that would make his patrons blush, and longs for a bot that would love him the way the characters in his books love each other.

    Megatron, is a monstrous bot who was placed under a spell because of his cruelty, transforming his outside to reflect his vile spark. A long held secret by Alpha Trion forces Orion and Megatron's paths to cross, and both start to find something neither of them have ever felt before.

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    08 Apr 2023

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    When the Empire of Praxus conquered the province of Polihex they uncovered a strange species living alongside the Polihexians. The Amalgii have a bite that gives Praxians a feeling of euphoria. All found are enslaved. After Prowl is prescribed the venom , dubbed Ex Aurae by its Praxian discoverers for his crippling helm aches, his brother Barricade buys him slaves when he refuses to fill the prescription his medic gave him. Prowl has no use for slaves, Jazz has less use for masters. But this master is different than any the Amalgus has had before. Jazz has free range of the habsuite, and his master's credit chips. Finally, Jazz might finally have the opening he needs to bring his bitlets to freedom, if his master doesn't manage to kill himself first.

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    22 Feb 2023