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After the events of HLVRAI, Gordon shelves Half-Life for good. Or so he thinks; his viewers are dropping like flies now that he doesn't have a gimmick. But when he discovers Benrey festering away on his hard drive, he thinks he's found the perfect solution: his fans get to see Benrey again, he gets to pay back his student loans, and Benrey doesn't explode his computer out of boredom.
It's a win-win scenario. What could go wrong?
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15 Jun 2025
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It goes on like that for awhile. It’s wholly unprofessional; it’s the wildest and horniest summer you can ever remember having. You’ve gone well past the realm of plausible deniability into the realm of filth. Of inappropriate workplace behaviors. Of things you should absolutely not be doing with your partner. Harry’s defense is that he can’t remember his workplace sensitivity training. Your defense is that, apparently, you’ve lost your mind.
Still, he calls you. Sometimes, you call him, like the night after the day he had pranced around all of Central Jamrock in that tacky mesh shirt and the tightest disco pants you had ever seen him wear, and you tell him exactly what you thought of that while he whines and begs.
It’s like you’re living two lives. One life starts after 23:00, when the phone rings. You don’t talk about it in your real life. In your non-telephone life.5/7/2025 - now with amazing artwork by harvestkitty!
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- Part 2 of a loaded little call
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17 Apr 2025
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Radios, recovery, and romance.
Or, Harry starts listening to the radio. It gives him something to hold onto. (And maybe discovers the lost island of Atlantide while he’s at it.)
Featuring: WEATHER FM, SAD FM, MIRRORBALL FM, and SPEEDFREAKS FM
KIM KITSURAGI: “You know, when I was a child, I used to pretend I was flying an aerostatic through the pale and had discovered Atlantide. Mostly when I was trying to fall asleep.”
ESPRIT DE CORPS: He still does. Nights he really can’t sleep, he soars low, skimming the city: its tall clear buildings sparkling in the sun, the river snaking through the plain. Far below, a man looks up at him, shading his eyes. A child waves at him. A dog chases his shadow, snapping at it, never catching it.
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16 Feb 2025
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Kim adjusts his glasses. "Begging to get fucked in the back seat of a Coupris Kineema is not praxis, Detective."
You pull out your best, most persuasive eyebrow waggle; "Hey, it could be."Or; the one where they fuck in the Kineema.
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06 Nov 2024
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CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED PODFIC!! Their voice perfectly complements the fic and the delivery is ON POINT!!!! makes me a little emotional tbh... Gosh, and the Kim impression is very good and charming!! love it and this fic!!!
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“Khm—Forgive me, but I may need some guidance,” Kim says, placing his bare hands on your upper thighs, fingerprints feeling like hot lava against your skin. “…What would you like me to do, Harry?”
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27 Oct 2024
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GOD!!! This fic is so everything.... Kim and Harry are so darling in this!!! descriptions were so juicy, love love LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! < 33333
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Harry's got a lot of questions, and Kim has a lot of time. They talk about gender.
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07 Sep 2024
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Comfort zone obliteration game plan by randomisedmongoose
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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Kim has to admit it by now: he definitely has a thing for Harry. Unfortunately, it seems like Harry has no idea of the fact. This means that he has to take things into his own hands. Problem is, Kim sucks at being alluring. Time for Alice DeMettrie’s patented seven-step plan for seducing oblivious middle-aged detectives!
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02 Sep 2024
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So—yeah, that was how Jean ended up standing at his ancient half-busted stove at seven o'clock at night, with Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi and fucking Harrier Du Bois sitting at his kitchen table chatting away about the case. The real question is why. Jean is afraid the answer to that is quite simple: He wants them here.
Jean cooks Harry and Kim a good meal, which they intend to thank him for.
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12 Aug 2024
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After Martinaise, Harry is left alone with the fragments of his past life. Kim helps him pick up the pieces.
An interactive fangame, written in the style of Disco Elysium (complete with conversation trees and skill checks!)Bookmarked by Slopnslide
26 Jul 2024
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You pin his hands over his head, and breath escapes his lungs in a heavy, happy sigh. He’s had a couple drinks, not yet drunk, and he looks up with you with the terrifying lucidity of uninhibited desire. You straddle him and chase the taste of gin and cigarette smoke between his lips so you don’t have to see it.
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- Part 1 of half-empty
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16 Jul 2024
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Mystery Work
Part of NFY
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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04 Jul 2024
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Harry nods. “Whatever you want, Kim.”
“Whatever I want? I’m about to eat you.”
“I think I’ve been wanting you to all week.”
He looks at Harry’s eager face and guilt thumps at his chest. He doesn’t have the heart to tell Harry it’s going to hurt. Unbearable pain.
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The hottest days of the summer are Harry's time to suffer, sweatily and none-too-gracefully.
Fortunately, Kim's willing to help--and owns a pair of clippers.
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On navigating love and yourself, after sweeping out the rooms.
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14 May 2024
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This is so special. Exactly what I needed to read. Extremely engrossing
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catch my breath to breathe your name by korokposting
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
08 Jan 2024
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But it was so easy to think about him. Link allowed himself the memory of their two kisses, both brief and…while not exactly chaste, not where Link’s mind kept leading him.
After a week of travelling with Sheik, Link finally gives in to his own needs.
Canon divergence: Link doesn't go back to his childhood at the end of OoTSeries
- Part 4 of bite the hand extended universe
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14 Jan 2024
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“So, ah—“ Simon stumbled forward a bit, still unused to walking on the ice. Even when he was the Ice King, he largely just floated everywhere. “You— about what… what you said. Earlier.”
“Hm?” The Winter King gave him a coy smile. “I did do a whole musical number, friend, you’re going to have to be a bit more specific than that!”
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24 Sep 2023
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“Self-pleasure is a sin,” Andrew said instinctively. His fingers trembled slightly above the hardness of his cock.
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In which Andrew is a priest and Luca confesses.
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16 Aug 2022
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On a leash called you by bunnymircea
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
23 Oct 2020
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It’s not like they are unaware of each other’s feelings, but despite his loquacity with a pen, Shuichi remains shy at her advances when they are talking in the flesh, so close to one another, alone.
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Bookmarked by Slopnslide
23 Oct 2020
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BROOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA THIS IS MY SHIT!!! The aesthetics, the writing and everything is on point, holy shit!!! Trans saihara and regency?? Amazinging
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26 Aug 2020
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MONSTER FUCKER OUMA MONSTER FUCKER OUMA MONSTER FUCK OUMA MONSTER FUCKER OUMA💞💞💗💗💖💞💞💞💗💖💖💕❣️💘💖💓💖💘💖💓💞💞💝💘💝💝💕💕💞💗💕💕
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07 Aug 2020
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I have no idea what homestuck is about but I reeeeeeally like this like omg
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That's Not What Pocket Dimensions Are For by tegmen
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
04 Aug 2017
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Komaeda engages in a friendly bonding exercise with his boyfriend, the universe's most apathetic eldritch abomination.
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18 May 2020
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Brooooooooooooo!!!!! We need more monster fucking fics in the DR fandom!!! Very lovely!! 💕