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Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
29 Nov 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Fan/MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- Hallucinations
- mephone is nawt there
- Short One Shot
- kinda OOC
- post ii4 4
- vaguely horny
Summary

fan is geeked and sees mephone watching him. Things get a little homoerotic from there.

Language:

English

Words:

189

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

5

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

127
Test tubes EVIL TORTURE LAB!! by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
11 Aug 2025
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Fan/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lightbulb/Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
- Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Jack (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
- warning.. this fic contains HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD
- AND torture..
- and murder..
- people die
- Creepypasta Parody
- Crack
Summary

Test tube has a secret.. shes evil and KILLS PEOPLE!!

Language:

English

Words:

330

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

32

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

135
Cobs and the Dark Forest Gang by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Warriors - Erin Hunter
30 Nov 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Steve Cobs
- Curlfeather (Warriors)
- Splashtail (Warriors)
- mephone4 is briefly mentioned
- Post-Episode: s02 e18 Objects in Mirror
- canon typical cobs is a little shit
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Writing Exercise
- trying to get myself to write 500-1000 words per chapter :)
- Canonical Character Death
- MAJOR SPOILERS for the new ii episode..
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- for canon anyways
- Not Beta Read
Summary

Being dead is just no fun. But when Cobs finds out hell's not like what he thought it'd be, things change.. for the better?

Language:

English

Words:

640

Chapters:

1/?

Comments:

6

Kudos:

14

Hits:

184
I found a shiny rock! by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
11 Nov 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Michael (MaluesLOTS)
- 0001 | Churro (MaluesLOTS)
- mentioned Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- that's how im tagging churro now btw
- StarClan (Warriors)
- tagging it starclan because that's the best way to put "visited in a dream"
- Michael cycles between she/he/they
- and churro just has she/they
- One Shot
- Fluff and Angst
- it may be fluffy but watch out for the angst. it bites
Summary

Michael sees Churro again.

Series
- Part 2 of The Churro Saga
Language:

English

Words:

416

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

6

Hits:

106
black hair, just look at what you've done! by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
28 Oct 2024
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Michael & Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- Michael (MaluesLOTS)
- Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- mentioned Crown (MaluesLOTS)
- mentioned Charger Block (MaluesLOTS)
- Angst
- is it major character death if the guy died offscreen? discuss
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Cliffhangers
- not sorry XD
- Title From an Alex G Song
- has nothing else to do with the song btw i just thought it was funny
- Short One Shot
Summary

Michael can't save anyone.

Language:

English

Words:

482

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

25

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

233
say i'm the only bee in your bonnet! (put a little birdhouse in your soul) by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
23 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Steve Cobs & MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- Steve Cobs
- MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone4S (Inanimate Insanity)
- 3gs is described but unnamed
- same goes for mephone1/2g and also 3g
- Nightmares
- cobs used to care about the mephones trust
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- One Shot
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- i wrote this while thinking of tmbg and warrior cats
- it seeps into the prose a little the wc
Summary

Cobs just can't seem to forget about what he's done.

Language:

English

Words:

211

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

14

Hits:

307
The Lovely Tale of Churro 0001 by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
20 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Michael/Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- Michael & Churro (MaluesLOTS)
- Michael (MaluesLOTS)
- Churro (MaluesLOTS)
- Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- Stick (MaluesLOTS)
- churro is michaels terminated patient.
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Warrior cats lingo
- no beta we die like churro. Wait
- Found Family
- Angst
- and a lil fluff on the side.
Summary

Once upon a time there was a Churro. It was the very first churro. This is its story. And the story of an operator named Michael, too!

Series
- Part 1 of The Churro Saga
Language:

English

Words:

2,394

Chapters:

7/7

Comments:

19

Kudos:

22

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

266
Taco's Rite of Passage by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
20 Oct 2024
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- Mapleshade (Warriors)
- Maple is not mentioned by name
- Tooth Pulling
- oh and claw pulling
- Hearing Voices
- Episode: s02e17 Through No Choice of Your Own
- objects have claws
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- Mild Gore
Summary

Taco is stricken by grief. A voice shows her the way.

Language:

English

Words:

278

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

10

Hits:

160
MePhone's Mystical Adventure by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
18 Oct 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fallen Leaves (Warriors)
- post ii 17
- II 17 SPOILERS
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- cobs and rock are mentioned
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Written on an actual Iphone 4
Summary

Life's tough for MePhone4. His world has crumbled around him. But mysterious dead cats keep wanting to talk to him... and the contestants' whereabouts are revealed.

Language:

English

Words:

240

Chapters:

1/?

Comments:

1

Kudos:

8

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

123
Nickel Gets A Snack (and leaves a little gayer) by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
18 Sep 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Nickel/Box (Inanimate Insanity)
- Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)
- Box (Inanimate Insanity)
- oj and suitcase are briefly mentioned
- One Shot
- living box
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
Summary

Nickel is up late and is hungry, so he gets a snack. However, Box is in his way.

Language:

English

Words:

269

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

19

Hits:

191
never goon brah… never goon by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
15 Sep 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Michael/Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- Michael (MaluesLOTS)
- Sean (MaluesLOTS)
- Implied Sexual Content
- mikey nearly started jorkin it.
- Unrequited Crush
- One Shot
- Short & Sweet
Summary

michael learns an important lesson

Language:

English

Words:

172

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

25

Hits:

983
To understand it, guess i'd have to be a dead man (Trying not to laugh out loud!) by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
31 Aug 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Pipe Bomb & Pipebomb
- Pipe Bomb (MaluesLOTS)
- Pipebomb (MaluesLOTS)
- Confusing right? you gotta remember. the bomb has no spaces in his name.
- chimera pipe bomb
- Transmasc pipe bomb
- love that for him
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Revenge fic
- like artfight. it's for cirro.
Summary

Pipe Bomb has a dream. It's his brother!

Language:

English

Words:

375

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

9

Hits:

82
Warriors: A New Wish S1.5 EP1: Mountain Of Mossballs by SlugcatPotatoes for manidkimvibing

Fandoms: Fairly OddParents, Warriors - Erin Hunter
16 Aug 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Cosmo Cosma/Wanda Fairywinkle Cosma
- Cosmo Cosma & Wanda Fairywinkle Cosma & Hazel Wells
- Poof | Peri Cosma & Devin "Dev" Dimmadome
- Wanda Fairywinkle Cosma
- Cosmo Cosma
- Poof | Peri Cosma
- Devin "Dev" Dimmadome
- Dale Dimmadome
- dale is only present briefly
- Warrior Cats AU
- written in discord
- that's not a tag?
- Crack
- One Shot
- barely beta read
- like 2 lines were changed from the original draft to here
Summary

Hazelpaw wishes for a mountain of mossballs. Chaos ensues.
With special thanks to my buddy Fox (manidkimvibing) for causing me to make this fic in the middle of a group chat.

Language:

English

Words:

744

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

5

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

165
Power of the Stars by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
15 Aug 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- Warrior Cats
- fan is mentioned
- no beta we die like 4s
- includes one (1) picture!
- Contains truth or flare spoilers
- Tags Are Hard
- One Shot
- Character Study
Summary

“One day we shall be so powerful that we shall command even StarClan!” - Jaypaw, The Sight

Language:

English

Words:

318

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

12

Hits:

57
tacopad madness by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
14 Jul 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Taco/Mepad (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePad & MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone4 & Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
- Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePad (Inanimate Insanity)
- MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)
- mephone and mepad are brothers
- Making Out
- Crack
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
Summary

mephone is trying to get some sleep, only for him to find trouble in the forest

Language:

English

Words:

649

Chapters:

2/5

Comments:

18

Kudos:

61

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

974
I'm a gay sea otter! (I blow other dudes out of the water!) by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series)
18 Jun 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Airy & Backpack | Liam Plecak
- Airy (ONE - Cheesy Hfj)
- Backpack | Liam Plecak
- Other characters albeit briefly mentioned
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Not seriously . more like "crack with effort"
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- canon typical airy sucks at talking to people
- Character Turned Into a Ghost
- guess who ???
- One Shot
- Cliffhangers
- sorry not finishing this . all 2 people who liked this
- Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
Summary

Airy's ghost has come back to haunt Liam. Liam hates this and thinks Airy should die again.

Language:

English

Words:

396

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

13

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

178
Silver Gets Spayed by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
12 Jun 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Candle/Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Golden Glow/Silver's Inner Flame (briefly mentioned)
- StarClan (Warriors)
- Cabby's Library
- That's not a location tag? Weird
- Mpreg
- Canon typical goldie being an asshole
- One Shot
- or not? i might finish this
- Crack
Summary

Silver Spoon keeps getting pregnant, and it looks like there's only one solution...

Language:

English

Words:

252

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

13

Kudos:

20

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

483
hawkfrosts in my yard by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter, Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
01 May 2024
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hawkfrost & Tigerclaw (Warriors)
- Hawkfrost (Warriors)
- Tigerclaw (Warriors)
- Juniperclaw (Warriors)
- MePhone4S (Inanimate Insanity)
- Crack
- Writing Exercise
- dark forest and starclan cats have wings
- spirits cant double die
- cause that’s stupid
- StarClan (Warriors)
- Dark Forest (Warriors)
- hawkfrost is a brainrotted tiktok user
- dubious timeframe
- he still has a 2g yet both tiktok and ig reels exist
- TikTok
- instagram reels
- Instagram
- those aren’t official tags ?
- and yet tiktok is…
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
Summary

hawkfrost tries to escape the dark forest but he gets absolutely trashed

Language:

English

Words:

416

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

10

Hits:

123
Hotel Oj’s Big Fling by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Rain World (Video Game)
23 Mar 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- OJ & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- The Rivulet (Rain World)
- Looks to the Moon (Rain World)
- ??? | Inv | Enot (Rain World)
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- t for theyre gonna swear in later chapters
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Flashbacks
- nightcat is mentioned briefly
- so is gourm and arti
Summary

A mysterious creature shows up at the hotel, and soon more come along to visit. What kind of chaos will await? And will OJ be able to handle the new guests?

Language:

English

Words:

1,041

Chapters:

2/?

Comments:

3

Kudos:

17

Hits:

168
III 18.5: That Shouldn’t Have Worked by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
03 Mar 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Candle & Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Balloon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
- cabby and walkie talkie are mentioned
- Violent Thoughts
- Character Study
- candle can read minds
- One Shot
Summary

Wondered why Candle’s alive and well in iii 19? Me too, here’s this.

Language:

English

Words:

132

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

20

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

225

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Test tubes EVIL TORTURE LAB!! by SlugcatPotatoes

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Cobs and the Dark Forest Gang by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Warriors - Erin Hunter

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I found a shiny rock! by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)

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black hair, just look at what you've done! by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

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say i'm the only bee in your bonnet! (put a little birdhouse in your soul) by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)

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The Lovely Tale of Churro 0001 by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)

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Taco's Rite of Passage by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)

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MePhone's Mystical Adventure by SlugcatPotatoes

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Nickel Gets A Snack (and leaves a little gayer) by SlugcatPotatoes

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never goon brah… never goon by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)

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To understand it, guess i'd have to be a dead man (Trying not to laugh out loud!) by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

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Warriors: A New Wish S1.5 EP1: Mountain Of Mossballs by SlugcatPotatoes for manidkimvibing

Fandoms: Fairly OddParents, Warriors - Erin Hunter

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Power of the Stars by SlugcatPotatoes

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tacopad madness by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

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I'm a gay sea otter! (I blow other dudes out of the water!) by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series)

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Silver Gets Spayed by SlugcatPotatoes for cirrostrata

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hawkfrosts in my yard by SlugcatPotatoes

Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter, Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)

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