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Temari and Shikamaru need a night out
Shikadai needs a night in getting to know his uncles
Kankuro needs to learn when to shut up
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- Part 6 of The Nara Family
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30 Jul 2021
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“Mom... Why did you marry dad?”
“Why do people get married, Shikadai? We got married for the obvious reason,” she tries to dodge.
He looks absolutely crestfallen then. “So it was a political marriage?”
"What!"Bookmarked by SlushieYuhh
29 Jul 2021
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Klaus and Dave Encounter a Flying Spoon by intheflowers
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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The title says it all, really. Set in an alternate reality where Dave lives and Klaus stays in the sixties, these two ridiculous men bake some bread, steal some peas, and deal with surprise telekinesis.
(And I basically live vicariously through them by giving them a garden and a house of their own because it’s what we all deserve)
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- Part 1 of If I Had An Orchard
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29 Jul 2021
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Double Trouble (When It Rains...) by kjm126316
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Misfits (TV 2009)
16 Mar 2023
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... you put up an umbrella.
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12 Jul 2021
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It was funny how fate worked.
Klaus had been sober from hard drugs for two years now (and almost one for alcohol). If there was a time to accidentally knock someone up, it definitely would have been in his twenties when he was livin’ la vida loca with almost no care in the world for the consequences of his actions.
But no. Of course no. He should be grateful, in a way. If there was a time for the little girl on the bike to decide he would reproduce (and be aware of it happening), now was the best bet for the little guy. He has a roof over his head, food on his table, a stable job (kind of) and income, and most importantly, he’d been sober for two years.
His life was as good as it was gonna get.
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Sometimes a family can be a ghost, a séance and a baby.
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08 Jul 2021
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The last sea monster had been caught when Massimo’s grandfather was a child, and anyone who was still living to tell of it had been a child themselves. But Massimo didn’t need proof, photographic or otherwise, to know that he would hunt anything that could pose a threat to his family, to the ends of the earth if need be.
Only a few weeks ago, that might have only included Giulia. But Alberto, his infectious energy never put off by Massimo’s long silences and his bravado poorly masking his eagerness to learn, had begun to prove equally dear.Then Alberto vanished on the cusp of sunset, without warning or explanation, and Luca was gone by the time Massimo returned from his fruitless search.
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Massimo meets, and tries to adopt, a runaway sea monster.
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03 Jul 2021
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We Need an Umbrella by icanthinkofausername, icarusty (icanthinkofausername)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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The Icarus Theatre jump gone wrong.
Allison fell. She fell and she fell and she wondered. Is this what Five feels like all the time? It was a fast feeling, like she was sticking her head out of a car window, but all over. Her fingers felt tingly, like pins and needles. Allison felt all of that and more as she fell, but only for a second. Then she slammed into a floor, gasping for air. She laid there for a second, before standing, wobbly. She felt the wind rush past her, whipping her hair in all directions. She was on top of a skyscraper, on what seemed like a helicopter pad. That was the first thing she noticed, was that the air was thin and the ground far below. Swallowing hard, she realised her siblings weren’t with her.
Allison started to panic, felt that helpless bubble of fear well up in her, the same feeling she’d gotten when Vanya’d cut her throat or when she’d seen the moon explode into pieces at the Icarus theater, just moments ago. She turned around and looked up at the top of the skyscraper, where a giant A blazed out over the city. A? thought Allison. What’s the A stand for?
(indefinitely posponed + unfinished - read at your own risk)
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- 30/?
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25 Jun 2021
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“Maybe it’s a cat,” Ben muses. “It could be hurt.”
That’s a fair guess, he supposes. Klaus stares at the direction of where the noise is coming from, before carefully approaching the apparent source of the muffled cries that only get louder the closer he gets: another dumpster, further into the piss-covered alleyway and surrounded by trash bags and empty cardboard boxes. He shares a look with Ben, opening the lid to reveal—
A baby.
Or, in which Klaus unexpectedly becomes a parent and has to deal with the challenges of raising a child on his own.
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- 2/?
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25 Jun 2021
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23 Jun 2021
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“Maybe it’s a cat,” Ben muses. “It could be hurt.”
That’s a fair guess, he supposes. Klaus stares at the direction of where the noise is coming from, before carefully approaching the apparent source of the muffled cries that only get louder the closer he gets: another dumpster, further into the piss-covered alleyway and surrounded by trash bags and empty cardboard boxes. He shares a look with Ben, opening the lid to reveal—
A baby.
Or, in which Klaus unexpectedly becomes a parent and has to deal with the challenges of raising a child on his own.
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- English
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- 2/?
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23 Jun 2021
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Just like his siblings, Klaus was never the most stable person in the world. But in Vietnam, being with Dave, being sober and finally in control of so many newly-discovered powers, he felt as if he were stable as can be. That was until that fateful day on the front lines. Returning to 2019, Klaus was more broken than ever, more angry at the godforsaken world around him than can be, and now he had nothing to lose.
Basically a dark/powerful Klaus AU with a very different apocalypse.- Language:
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- 32,220
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- 13/13
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22 Jun 2021
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yakko and max's relationship as observed by wakko and dot.
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23 May 2021
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"You and I we've both been through Hell and high water; I'll be yours, you'll be mine. We'll be Fireproof tonight. There's a spark catching fire, feel it getting hotter. I'll be yours, you'll be mine. We'll be fireproof."-- Coleman Hell
A sequel to "Fireproof"
The Hargreeves family will have to tape together their one (1) braincell to stop the apocalypse. Luckily Five knows better than anyone that family runs deep as Hell and if he can even remotely control his mischievous nieces he knows they might have a chance as clock ticks down and the unbroken moon looms over the most monstrous timeline yet.
And Dave wants to remind everyone that he is still just a dude - for the love of god, holy shit - he's just a guy. Fuck!
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- Part 2 of Fireproof
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20 May 2021
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"Did you know me and you must be fireproof with all the hell that we've been through." -Coleman Hell
After a misguided deal with the Devil, Klaus Hargreeves' world is turned upside down - it won't be easy but maybe along the way he can learn to heal and find happiness in the flames.
Alternate Summary - Klaus and Ben; Two halves of a whole idiot attempt to raise an adorable demon baby.
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- Part 1 of Fireproof
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20 May 2021
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Making friends from long ago by written_in_blood
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jul 2025
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Klaus didn't know what the briefcase did before he opened it. He'd hoped for money or jewelry, something he could pawn or smoke, but instead, he got blasted into the past.
Blasted into World War II, to be exact.
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- Part 2 of Crossovers
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- English
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- 30,859
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- 19/?
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18 May 2021
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“You’re not going without me.”
Richie pauses, hand lodged in the Miscellaneous Garbage Drawer as he tries to land a grasp on their spare key. He needs to start putting it somewhere other than the same drawer they use to store broken lighters and mostly-empty boxes of matches. Somewhere easily accessible, like a key hook. Or maybe one of those little bowls old people use.
“You’re not on the-.”
“I already changed the tickets. You should change your passwords.”
Richie blinks, outraged. “I told you to stop going through my emails!”
Andy gives him a look like yeah, and? which is on-brand, for his kid. “So make better life choices than leaving your phone unlocked and crisis puking at eight in the morning, dude.”
(or, Richie is a single dad and coping okay, right up until Mike Hanlon from Derry calls and shit gets irreversibly fucked.)
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16 May 2021
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“How did you know?”
Buddy knits his eyebrows together for a second, confusion flashing across his face but quickly being replaced by something new - understanding, then pity. Giving Eric a knowing look, he asks.
"That I was-?"
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- 1/1
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10 May 2021
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Jackie pouts. “Why’re you so mean to me?"
“Newton's Third Law.” Hyde gives her a smile. "For every bitchiness there is an equal and opposite bitchiness."
// In which the cheerleader and the burnout are both girls, and at first they think that's all they have in common.
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- Part 1 of misfits and lovers
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- 11/11
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10 May 2021
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Don’t misunderstand, Rupert loved being a king. It was true what people said, he had a kind heart and always wanted to give a helping hand to whoever might need it. He would never admit this to his mother, but he loved holding events. He liked seeing his people, and getting to put effort into every little detail. He also just liked ruling with the love of his life by his side, being able to hold real conversations about just what they should do to keep improving their kingdom.
It’s just that Rupert was exhausted.
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Or, Rupert is tired and might be getting sick. But he has other things to do than lay in bed all day.
Bookmarked by SlushieYuhh
06 May 2021