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    Illumi Zoldyck is one of the best assassins in the world. Hisoka Morow is a confidence man whose charm knows no equal. With such complementary skills, it’s only natural that they’ve collaborated on hit jobs for years. Only natural that they became friends. Only natural that they ended up in bed together more than a few times.

    Their latest contract, a request to kill elusive tech CEO Chrollo Lucilfer, will stretch the limits of both their professional and personal relationships. They’ll do whatever it takes to finish the job. But when Hisoka’s strategy to win Chrollo’s trust crosses the line, Illumi finds himself overwhelmed with jealousy. Will he be able to put his feelings aside and focus on the job at hand?

    This is an AU without nen where Hisoka is a con artist, Illumi is an assassin, Kurapika is their client, and Chrollo is their mark. When everyone has something to gain and so much to lose, who can you trust?

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    20 Apr 2025

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    “Mind telling me what this is?” Hua Cheng asked.

    Curious, Xie Lian brought a hand to it, and he traced the delicate filigree that ran along the edges of the box. Hua Cheng seemed to think that he knew what it was, but he really couldn’t recall. It wasn’t until his hand laid flat on the lid of the coffer that something suddenly clicked, and it brought a mortifying memory to the surface.

    All the blood quickly drained from his face, and he clutched the lid tightly enough to whiten his knuckles, too.

    “You already know what this is… don’t you?” he asked meekly.

    “I do,” Hua Cheng confirmed. “But I’m curious to know where you found such a thing. Won’t you tell me?”

    Nestled within the box was that dreadful child-bearing pill that was almost gifted to Hua Cheng a while back.

    Xie Lian suffers the consequences (or rather, reaps the rewards) of hanging on to one of Hua Cheng's birthday gifts.

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    30 Jan 2025

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    Syndicated columnist "Nav the Cav" offers a sympathetic ear to cavaliers across the galaxy and dispenses practical, no-nonsense, real talk advice on how to properly manage and care for your necromancer.

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    30 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    It really is too easy, in this day and age, for a magician to perform a sleight of hand, a glass of rum and coke left unattended for a split-second, and voilà.

    Or: Hisoka's patience wanes.

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    24 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Hisoka is surprised to find himself back at Chrollo's apartment after a night out, Chrollo's surprised to see what Hisoka holds inside his pants and Hisoka is surprised to realize that he might not hate Chrollo as much as he thinks he does.

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    24 Aug 2024