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Please Do Not Touch; Oils On Hands Can Damage Metal, Marble, and Wood by SnailFarm
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)
15 Jul 2021
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Sometimes he’ll find himself staring at his hands, and how if he didn’t know they were his, made by and for the TVA, they would look just like any of the hands of other men he’s studied, lives he’s watched and catalogued and analyzed for more hours than could ever be counted.
Men use their hands for a lot of things, as it turns out. They build, they destroy. They touch other people an awful lot, even when it’s really not necessary. The sacred timeline is filled with a million moments he could tell you by heart what they mean and what they lead to and why.
But sometimes there’s this- this incomprehension that sticks to them stubbornly. It’s maddening. It clings to him like something alive. A voice in his head that whispers: but what would that feel like? You don’t know how that feels. What would it feel like?
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Genius Billionaire Playboy Mixologist: a Bartender's Guide to Drinks I've Made for Loki, by Tony Stark by SnailFarm
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
24 May 2013
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A love story in cocktail recipes.
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Charles could make lovemaking filthy and fucking holy, and it could never feel anything but right. Charles was a miracle.
Inspired by a deleted scene. You know the one.
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What did Pepper promise Tony as a reward for doing his homework, that excited him so much? We have our own ideas.
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Shining Is a Mutation by SnailFarm
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Shining (1980)
23 Aug 2012
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Five things that could have happened when Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr visited the Overlook Hotel, and the one thing that actually did.
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"Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."
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29 Dec 2025
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Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.
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29 Dec 2025
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PROMPT: "The Doctor humiliates the Master. I'm not talking about mentioning the time he buggered up reversing the polarity of the neutron flow and almost blew up a stolen TARDIS in their Academy days, I'm talking condescension, spanking, dirty talk, showing him off, ordering him about... all sorts of supplementary kinks welcome (though no piercing/body mod please), just as long as the Master ends up humiliated. And secretly enjoying it.
Any version of them. (Except anything involving Crispy or Goosnake, though I would lol at that)."
Rough, unbeta'd.
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29 Dec 2025
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"He is at once living with the ghost and the corpse of the man he loves. The Doctor thinks of how unfailingly he has done what he should when it comes to the Master." (a tidied old b_e table challenge prompt)
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29 Dec 2025
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Furious and humiliated that the Doctor witnessed him at his most vulnerable as Yana, the Master decides that turnabout is only fair play. He goes in search of John Smith, human teacher of History at Farringham School for Boys, determined to even out the score between them and make John know exactly what it is to be reduced to a Time Lord's plaything.
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15 Dec 2025