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“The medkit’s been misfiled,” Bruce said, frowning at the cupboard in the medbay, “Do you know who did it?”
“I don’t know,” Tim’s voice said. Great. Outright denial. Because Batman could be fooled that easily. “I saw Jason here last night.” Wait. Wait. Abort—“Does he remember the correct filing system?”
(The first time was an accident. A momentary panic, brought on by coffee deprivation and exhaustion. After that…well.)
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- Part 1 of siblings being siblings
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There’s a new coffee shop in Crime Alley. It’s called the Red Hood.
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13 Oct 2025
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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12 Oct 2025
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“Careful what you wish for, pretender.”
Tim only grins like Jason said something funny, a private joke he isn’t keen on sharing. His perfect, white teeth have been stained red.
“Really, try it,” he invites lightly. “I don’t think you’ll like how I taste.”
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Or: Jason is a vampire. Tim won't leave him alone. Consequences ensue.Bookmarked by Snert
06 Oct 2025
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