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    Harry Potter is single, sexually frustrated and absolutely 100% done with being famous. After months of only leaving his flat to go to work, he decides it's time for a well deserved night out to a muggle club away from Wizards and Witches. Never had he thought he would have a close encounter with no other than Pansy Parkinson... and even less how close that encounter would be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,882
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    19,959
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    Summary

    No one knew how they had gotten together, some went as far as thinking a love potion had been involved.

    'Too different, too opposite' was said of them. But Blaise knew they couldn't be more wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    800
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    10,978
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    Summary

    Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had a secret relationship for months. Two years after it ended—in a rather nasty way—Draco learns Harry is getting married to Ginny Weasley.

    Draco tries his best to move on and have a family of his own, but it seems that destiny has other plans for him and insists on crossing their paths.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,799
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    7,101
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    Summary

    Harry arrived home after an excruciatingly long day at work. Little did he know Draco had a very pleasant surprise waiting for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    915
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    13,172
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    Summary

    Who would've known I'd end up like this, reverencing who I used to torment.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    7,035
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    Summary

    If only Harry's mind wouldn't play tricks on him, if only he hadn't spent years loving a man who didnt want him back....

    If only Scorpius didn't look just like Draco.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    14,709
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,782
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    1,030
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    17,428
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    Summary

    Pansy has always been the one in control, always the one ordering around. But Harry and Draco have decided that tonight, she'll get a taste of her own medicine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3,241
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    Summary

    Harry had been waiting all day for this. He had been naughty, and he knew Draco would punish him for it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    651
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    23,049
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    Summary

    How dare you provoke this in me? How dare you creep in my thoughts and stir these emotions? But I need more.... I want more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    5,050
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    Summary

    Neville never thought he'd find himself in this situation, sharing wank material with Ron. But this is what friends do, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    4,769
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    Summary

    Today was the day Ron would ask Cormac out. The decision was made, and nothing would distract him from his goal... except those tight, spandex shorts, Merlin.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3,415
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    Summary

    It didn't matter that they had had sex that same morning, didn't matter that they would have sex right after they got back home; James and Teddy were desperate for each other. So much so, they sneaked into a room to fulfill their naughty needs... and might have forgotten an important detail. Again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    7,730
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    Summary

    James Potter was definitely trouble... Draco wasn't complaining, though.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    7,063
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    Summary

    The secrecy, the sneaking around... It gave Blaise a thrill he couldn't quite describe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    7,091
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    Summary

    Harry was determined. After what he saw and heard Malfoy saying at the Hogwarts express (and after getting his nose broken) he followed Malfoy everywhere to know what he was up to. Everywhere.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    5,644
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    Summary

    Only Pansy can make Hermione let go of her inhibitions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    10,440
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Draco was never shy in the bedroom, but there was one fantasy he had been holding back, not knowing Harry would be into it too.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    460
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    11,281
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    Summary

    When Harry had planned a night out with his friends, he didn't expect to bump into Draco Malfoy and his Slytherin clan in some random muggle pub. Frustrated with himself for not being able to take his eyes off the pointy git, Harry (sort of) hides from him in the restroom.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    5,460
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    Summary

    Harry and Draco had been living together in a decent flat in London for two wonderful years. One could say it was all sunshine and roses, until their increasing distance edged them to a possible unexpected ending of an unexpected relationship.

    You and me, we used to be together

    Everyday together, always.

    Don't Speak - No Doubt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,343
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    568
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    9,833

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