18 Bookmarks by Snortinglaughter
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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- English
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- 70,045
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1
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- 2,272
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26 Feb 2021
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Chasing Treacle Tart (and Draco Malfoy) by xErised
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2018
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Malfoy, who is sentenced to work as a dinner lady in the Ministry canteen, has an annoying habit of withholding desserts from Harry. Harry puts up with it, but when Malfoy stops him from getting his beloved treacle tart, Harry is determined to do something about it. And Ron? He's really just there for the awkward flirting.
- Language:
- English
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- 23,141
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 227
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- 632
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- 40,210
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14 Oct 2018
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A Holiday in Provence by dracoismytrashson (JGogoboots)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2018
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Harry Potter is turning 50 years old and feeling lonelier than ever. Divorced, retired, and learning he’s not quite as straight as he thought he was, Harry reluctantly accepts a birthday gift from his friends for a week’s stay at an idyllic French vineyard. Too bad Hermione and Ron neglected to mention that the owner of the winery happens to be a certain quick-witted blond Slytherin…
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- English
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- 32,213
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 333
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- 1,715
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- 25,046
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11 Oct 2018
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When Draco Malfoy left the wizarding world behind to build a better life for himself, the last person he thought he'd run into in a dirty muggle pub is Harry Potter, the exalted Savior. How will his sudden reappearance affect Draco's carefully built new life?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
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17 Jul 2018
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Harry was just trying to get away for a while. He didn't mean to get trapped in the Prefect's Bath with Draco Malfoy.
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05 Jun 2018
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How To Make Harry Potter Fall In Love With You: A Guide By Ginny Weasley by Yesimawriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2018
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In which Harry and Ginny break up, and Ginny tries to get Harry back by any means possible. Or the one in which Ginny tries to seduce Draco and pretends to date him, and Harry gets jealous.
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- English
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- 17,798
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 2
- Comments:
- 153
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25 Apr 2018
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“Where things grow, there is hope. All that heals has hope. Icelandic,” He supplied. “A few months ago, whenever I stared at it I wanted to light my forearm on fire, coat it with Firewhiskey and cast an Incendio, because no other spell worked to make the Mark go away. But then I thought, I’d be letting him win that way, wouldn’t I?” He gave a chuckle. “By scarring my skin, I’d be pleasing him. It’s what he would have wanted, to make me suffer. He’d want to have that power beyond the grave. So I thought tattooing over it would be a good way of leaving the war behind, while still acknowledging it. Flowers grow and bloom, where things grow there’s hope, the skin would heal from the tattoo, all that heals has hope."
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- English
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- 10/?
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10 Apr 2018
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"If you can’t learn Occlumency, then you can’t become an Auror.”
No. All of this couldn’t be for nothing. Harry hadn’t spent so much time proving himself, proving that he was more than just a famous name for all of this to go to shite. “This can’t be the end.”
"I have someone in mind that could teach you if you are willing, but I can't guarantee he will help, especially considering your... past."
"You don't mean Malfoy, do you?"
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- English
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- 34,508
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 284
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- 3,063
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- 37,707
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30 Mar 2018
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Kiss Me (Under the Light of a Thousand Stars) by Iwao, Sophie_French
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2015
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Harry rescues Draco Malfoy from Azkaban, where he has been imprisoned for three years after the war. Draco is not as Harry remembers, as Azkaban leaves its mark on even the strongest of wizards. With no memory of who he was or how he came to be in Harry's care, Draco needs Harry's help if he is to have any hope of making a full recovery. But Harry has his own demons to fight and together with saving Draco, Harry must also discover a way to find himself.
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 395
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- 3,786
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- 131,273
Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
29 Mar 2018
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A fuck-or-die fairytale in which Draco Malfoy lives a despicable and unapologetic life — that is, until he's cursed to die unless he can fall in love with and fuck Harry Potter.
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- English
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- 43,328
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 351
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- 3,701
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- 1,117
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- 65,832
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28 Mar 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
The fic that holds a special place in my heart
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24 Mar 2018
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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
- Language:
- English
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- 36,638
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 1,013
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- 8,657
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- 145,908
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28 Feb 2018
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Stop All the Clocks (This Is the Last Time I’m Leaving Without You) by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2014
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Living with Draco was difficult; living without him is unbearable. But if there’s one thing Harry learned from the war, it’s that even when one life ends, the rest of the world goes right on living.
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- English
- Words:
- 44,706
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,074
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- 8,627
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- 278,779
Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
17 Feb 2018
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After the trials; Draco sends Harry a letter to thank him for what he said. Next thing you know they're flirting with each other.
This is a series of letters; I may flesh it out in the future but it's really a transcript of stuff i've handwritten on Tumblr. Please go over to 'theslytherinartist' on Tumblr to check them out in their full glory.
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- English
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- 13/13
- Comments:
- 124
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- 1,666
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- 21,966
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12 Jan 2018
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A Hyperactive Fruit, a Nasty Neighbour and a Love Story by synonym4life
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2017
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Potter’s pet Niffler is wreaking havoc in Godric’s Hollow and Draco, the Assistant Head to the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, is the one who has to deal with it. Repeatedly. The fact that Potter keeps coming to Draco’s office in grey jogging bottoms - repeatedly - does in no way help the matter.
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- English
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- 20,171
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- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 551
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- 7,417
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- 1,625
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- 84,064
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10 Jan 2018
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Harry sometimes wished that his life wasn’t quite so prone to turmoil. Some days it felt like he couldn’t even take a piss without throwing his entire future off-course. Or, you know, have a drunken shag in a public toilet. It’s more the principle of the thing, really.
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- English
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- 23,792
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 205
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- 7,633
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- 1,320
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- 108,629
Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
27 Dec 2017
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One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
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- Part 1 of Turn!verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 306,708
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 2,496
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- 21,307
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- 9,258
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- 1,141,186
Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
24 Dec 2017
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Howlr is the new dating application enchanting Witches, Wizards and Everyone in between. Are you looking for the one or a one-night stand; it’s all here folks. Howlr is sponsored by Weasley Wizard Wheezes, the same team that brought us the Spellular just two years ago. Ginny Weasley, famed chaser for the Hollyhead Harpies, swears by the app, ‘guaranteed to make sparks fly,’ she says. The magic awaits you!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,634
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 1,877
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- 8,175
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24 Dec 2017