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Harry Potter is single, sexually frustrated and absolutely 100% done with being famous. After months of only leaving his flat to go to work, he decides it's time for a well deserved night out to a muggle club away from Wizards and Witches. Never had he thought he would have a close encounter with no other than Pansy Parkinson... and even less how close that encounter would be.
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Under the Golden Lights by Snortinglaughter for tsundanire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2018
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No one knew how they had gotten together, some went as far as thinking a love potion had been involved.
'Too different, too opposite' was said of them. But Blaise knew they couldn't be more wrong.
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had a secret relationship for months. Two years after it ended—in a rather nasty way—Draco learns Harry is getting married to Ginny Weasley.
Draco tries his best to move on and have a family of his own, but it seems that destiny has other plans for him and insists on crossing their paths.
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Louboutins and a Choker by Snortinglaughter for XxTheDarkLordxX
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2018
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Harry arrived home after an excruciatingly long day at work. Little did he know Draco had a very pleasant surprise waiting for him.
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Pansy has always been the one in control, always the one ordering around. But Harry and Draco have decided that tonight, she'll get a taste of her own medicine.
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Short Stories of the Kinky Sort by Snortinglaughter
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2018
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For those of you who don't follow me on Tumblr, I reblogged a "50 HP Kinky Prompts" list and got a bunch of asks requesting wonderful smutty things. After some thought, I decided to post them here and I may go into another kinky spree soon. So, stay tuned, when I have some free time I'll let you guys know when I'll be taking more prompts!
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
26 Feb 2021
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Chasing Treacle Tart (and Draco Malfoy) by xErised
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2018
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Malfoy, who is sentenced to work as a dinner lady in the Ministry canteen, has an annoying habit of withholding desserts from Harry. Harry puts up with it, but when Malfoy stops him from getting his beloved treacle tart, Harry is determined to do something about it. And Ron? He's really just there for the awkward flirting.
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14 Oct 2018
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A Holiday in Provence by dracoismytrashson (JGogoboots)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2018
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Harry Potter is turning 50 years old and feeling lonelier than ever. Divorced, retired, and learning he’s not quite as straight as he thought he was, Harry reluctantly accepts a birthday gift from his friends for a week’s stay at an idyllic French vineyard. Too bad Hermione and Ron neglected to mention that the owner of the winery happens to be a certain quick-witted blond Slytherin…
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Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
11 Oct 2018
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When Draco Malfoy left the wizarding world behind to build a better life for himself, the last person he thought he'd run into in a dirty muggle pub is Harry Potter, the exalted Savior. How will his sudden reappearance affect Draco's carefully built new life?
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Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
17 Jul 2018
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Harry was just trying to get away for a while. He didn't mean to get trapped in the Prefect's Bath with Draco Malfoy.
Bookmarked by Snortinglaughter
05 Jun 2018