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    In which a curse takes Sanji’s dick away. Turns out he minds less than you’d think.

    Zoro, on the other hand, minds quite a bit, but in a very specific, very horny way.

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    Zoro Roronoa is a retired black-ops agent suffering from PTSD; after moving to a small town and getting married in hopes of leaving that life behind him, a chance meeting with a smarmy, blond paramedic changes all of that. Thus ensues a summer of tempestuous desires, heart-wrenching decisions, and unforeseen espionage.

    [Modern AU. ZoSan. Slow Burn.]

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    14 Oct 2025

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    "Is it… does it feel good? Like what you did to me earlier?" Xie Lian asked nervously as he worried at his lip.

    "It does."

    "If I didn't have to uphold my vows, would you…" Xie Lian choked on his words.

    "If Xianle didn't have his vows, I would gladly offer myself to teach you further and give you what you need," Jun Wu replied smoothly. There wasn't a hint of irony or sarcasm in his voice.
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    A sequel to 'silver linings at the end of a sword' where Jun Wu and Xie Lian finally have sex.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    ‘Easy?! What part of that is easy!’ Xie Lian thought, biting into his lip in worry. At the first taste of iron he let up, hands fisted into his robes. “My lord, wouldn’t this… ruin my cultivation?” he asked nervously.
    “That’s what makes the sword special, it will not harm your cultivation at all,” Jun Wu explained, motioning to Ling Wen to leave the hall.
    “Then does my lord have to…” he trailed off, unable to say ‘Does my lord have to fuck me?’ out loud.

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    During the virginity sword scene in chapter 100, Jun Wu has a different method of using it. In front of the entire heavenly court.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    During a particularly bad heat, Sanji decides to rope his intolerable neighbour into helping him; it doesn't go as planned. And the fallout afterwards isn't exactly according to plan either.

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    12 Oct 2025