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Agatha’s not exactly sure how she got roped into going to Las Vegas Pride. All she knows is that she’s here now, looking into the wanton eyes of an Elvis impersonator, wondering if anyone’s ever fallen in love over a slot machine.
or, the vegas meet cute slash smutty romp that turned out way more romantic and corny than i'd planned.
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she looks like the real thing (she tastes like the real thing) by agatharioluvr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), The White Lotus (TV)
28 May 2026
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“But you know what I liked even more than the sex?”
“What?”
“The lead-up. The tension. The flirting. The nights where you can feel it building and building, and no one’s saying anything out loud yet... but you both know how it’s gonna end.”
Agatha swallowed. Something about the way she said it made her stomach flip-flop.
“You like the anticipation.” She offered.
Rio nodded. “I like drawing it out. I like watching women squirm. I like knowing I could have someone if I wanted to… but waiting. Making her want it more.”
Agatha raised her brows. “You sound like a tease.”
“I am.” Rio said easily, flicking ash into the tray. “But only when I know it’ll drive a girl crazy.”
OR, a White Lotus AU of Agatha All Along!
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Rio Vidal hasn’t bitten a living person in almost a century - not even when the hunger scraped her ribs raw.
No, she follows her rules, the ones she carved into herself - and she never breaks them. Not ever.
Until one night, after neglecting her hunger for almost a week, she gets sloppy sneaking into Westview Memorial's Blood Bank and a dark-haired, really beautiful nurse puts her hand in front of her food.
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or recluse vampire g!p Rio and nurse Agatha w a biting kink- Language:
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“In exchange for your insolence, I will take one of your own with me, to satiate my hunger. Then, I will consider holding up my end of the deal again, as long as you keep up yours. So.” Rio’s voice dripped with practiced malice. “Who will it be?”
She looked at the crowd expectantly. There was some shuffling, some whispers, but no one came forward.
“No one brave amongst you?” She paused, letting the moment linger. “Fine. I’ll make you a deal. I’ll spare you, out of the kindness of my heart. But if anyone dares to disturb my peace ever again–”
“I’ll come with you.”
OR: Rio Vidal is a reclusive vampire who wants nothing more than to be left alone with her plants. When one of her schemes goes wrong, she gets stuck with Agatha Harkness, a human apparently hellbent on pressing all of Rio's buttons. The worst part? After over a century of drinking animal blood, Rio suddenly finds herself hungry for something else again.
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Agatha Harkness is one of the most notorious pirates of her time—or HIS time, since Agatha is known as the ruthless Captain Magnus across the Seven Seas. His ship, the Scratch, takes him anywhere he can find fresh but vile souls to feed on.
His ultimate goal?
To conquer the Mar Vidal, infamous ship of his mortal nemesis: Captain Greenbeard.The problem?
The Mar Vidal is a myth, and none who have ever seen Greenbeard's face have lived to tell the tale.(Oh, but Captain Magnus is about to see more than just Greenbeard's face.)
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