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  1. Public Bookmark 5

    Sensing only now it's dying by for pillbuggery

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    20 Apr 2026

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    “It was a mis—”

    “Don't,” Daeron says, sharply. He sounds like his father, and he hates it, hates the way Valarr must hear it too, how he takes his own step back as if from a blow.

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    27 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

    dog with a broken leg by for Moorishflower

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)  

    25 Apr 2026

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    Defend the king. Obey the king. Do his bidding. Your life for his...Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. If you want to be a dog, you must learn to believe you are not in fact a dog at all.

    The sworn brothers of the Kingsguard serve the throne for life. Ser Duncan gives his king all he has to give.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    13 Aug 2019

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    What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.

    Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    The Songs and the Stories, the Lies and the Glories by for FlowersfortheMoon

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)  

    11 Apr 2026

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    "The crown suits you, you know," said Ser Duncan over the cacophony, and brought Baelor back to himself. "Makes you look... you know. Kingly. Which I suppose makes sense, given that you're the king now." A look of anguish crossed his face. "Oh, hells, I shouldn't be calling you 'you,' should I? It's 'Your Grace.' Please don't take—"

    Baelor resisted the urge to rest his hand against the lad's back, as one might soothe a skittish horse. "No offense was taken, ser."

    "Thank you," Ser Duncan said, then immediately amended, "Thank Your Grace...ness. Seven fucks, I'm getting another drink." And he whirled away into the throng before Baelor could say a word.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    The Way of All Traitors by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    12 Mar 2026

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    ORDER 66! Millions of men have been waiting their entire lives to fulfill their duty - with varying degrees of success. Marshal Commander Bly embarrasses the Imperial Army by betraying his life purpose and 'rescuing' his girlfriend Aayla Secura and her padawan Quinlan Vos. Captain Rex embarrasses all of Mandalore by failing to assassinate Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader's infamous Jedi Master. Qui-Gon Jinn embarrasses everybody one last time by sacrificing his life to help Mace Windu escape. Meanwhile, true patriots like Marshal Commanders Neyo and Bacara murder the Jedi gleefully.

    Marshal Commander Cody hands over his padawan commander Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Empire without complaint. Obi-Wan Kenobi's death at the hands of his former master Darth Vader will happen in darkness, and the galaxy will come to regret it.

    No Chip AU anthology story featuring age swaps, explorations of fascism, and utterly terrible parenting.

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    10 Mar 2026