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3 Metre Ordinary Girl, Ikumi Midoriya by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Nov 2025
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Ikumi Midoriya wants to be an ordinary girl. This is difficult when you are just over three metres tall and resemble a mixture of a fox and shark. Still, Ikumi won't let such things get in the way of her becoming a Hero.
Spacebattles link: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/3-metre-ordinary-girl-ikumi-midoriya.1048507/

Series
- Part 1 of 3 Metre Ordinary Girl and related media
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English

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118,024

Chapters:

28/?

Comments:

656

Kudos:

995

Bookmarks:

383

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70,303
3 Metre Omake: The Sexy Hawks Poster Incident by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2025
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A sidestory/omake of my story 3 Metre Ordinary Girl, specifically based on an event from Chapter 22.

Mostly concerned with Hawks becoming the youngest member of Japan's Top Ten Heroes and celebrating. And also a certain tradition for the Top Fifty male Heroes.

Ikumi just wanted to buy an All Might card. She certainly didn't have an interest in buying a sexy poster. Or at least until she saw the right one.

Or, in summary:

Ikumi: I'm not interested in boys, that's icky.

The Hawks Poster: Exists.

Ikumi: Oh no.

Contains fangirl lust and lewd comments made towards Endeavour.

Series
- Part 2 of 3 Metre Ordinary Girl and related media
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English

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4,290

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

11

Bookmarks:

2

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411
Villain Notebook for the Future by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jul 2025
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Take Midoriya Izuku. Change things so that he idolises villains for how they inspire heroes. Give him an impetus to develop super science. Watch the exploits of a SUPER VILLAIN.
Or:
Izuku's personality remains the same but instead of heroes he is a villain otaku who believes in the narrative convention that a hero is defined by their villains.
So he decides to provide the heroes with a better class of villain to help the heroes improve.
Not very serious. Inspired by works like THE TECHNO QUEEN and Megamind.
Spacebattles thread: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/villain-notebook-for-the-future.990334/

Series
- Part 1 of Villain Notebook and other Things
Language:

English

Words:

289,585

Chapters:

59/?

Collections:

1

Comments:

3,082

Kudos:

5,558

Bookmarks:

1,463

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341,866
False Notebook for Villain Love - An Interdimensional Exchange! by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Jun 2023
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Midoriya Izuku, Support student by day and incredibly handsome scientific and criminal genius Mastermind by night, has helped create a working wormhole generator with his best friend Hatsume Mei and Sayuu Mayumi. Surely nothing can go wrong!
Everything goes wrong.
Izuku Midoriya, also known as the Hero Valiant and future heir to the Green Valley Clan, was minding his own business when suddenly he got pulled into some other universe.
Both Izukus get a chance to see how they turned out in different yet oddly similar realities. And might have to deal with other problems.

Series
- Part 3 of Villain Notebook and other Things
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English

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10,016

Chapters:

2/?

Comments:

24

Kudos:

177

Bookmarks:

42

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4,985
Springtime for Todoroki by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked) for DeusVerve

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Feb 2023
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In spite of his father's wishes, Todoroki Shouto doesn't want to be a Hero. However, he has hatched a cunning plan:
All he has to do is get expelled from U.A's Hero course and he can pursue his lifelong dream.
Unfortunately, Shouto rather underestimated how hard getting expelled from the Hero course would be.

Series
- Part 4 of The Box of Wonders
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English

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4,047

Chapters:

2/?

Comments:

37

Kudos:

278

Bookmarks:

89

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3,989

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just @ me next time by TheSleepingKnight

Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
21 Mar 2025
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The whole thing starts when Victoria Dallon makes a coming out post, and Lisa just can't resist a chance to one-up her.

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English

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5,208

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1/1

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143

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1,579

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402

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14,166
Bookmarked by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

24 Oct 2025
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Can of Worms by LesserFootrest

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
27 Nov 2025
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Snippets in which Izuku has a random power from the Parahumans universe.

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English

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46,033

Chapters:

15/?

Comments:

178

Kudos:

356

Bookmarks:

100

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16,055
Bookmarked by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

23 Oct 2025
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SSSS: The Paprika AU! by MeowtantAuthor

Fandoms: Stand Still Stay Silent, Paprika (2006)
29 Nov 2025
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An AU in which the cast of Paprika are reimagined as the characters in the 2006 film Paprika by the late great Satoshi Kon.

Inspired by listening to the soundtrack "a drop filled with memories" while re-reading some of the dreamsea sequences.

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English

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35,146

Chapters:

8/8

Comments:

1

Kudos:

4

Bookmarks:

1

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48

Bookmarked by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

14 Sep 2025
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Kini Nui Public School by MahouMascot

Fandoms: Bionicle - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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Kini Nui P.S. is a gorgeous old K-8 grade school in a small rural town in the middle of nowhere. It's always been a bit of a strange place: between the labyrinthine layout, the oddly prescient admin staff, and the high amount of wild animals on the school yard, it's no wonder that KNPS has a reputation for being a little weird. But this year, things are getting even more mysterious, and six teachers - and two students - find themselves swept up in the chaos.

A very normal elementary school AU.

I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY WORK BEING USED ON LORE.FM OR OTHER THIRD PARTY APPS.

Series
- Part 1 of Kini Nui Public School
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English

Words:

360,825

Chapters:

124/124

Comments:

1,492

Kudos:

175

Bookmarks:

32

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13,688
Bookmarked by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

24 Jun 2025
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Outsider (Looking In) by Marsalias for Ashynarr

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jun 2021
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Hitoshi had been prepared for a tough battle.
But then—
“What’d you say?!”
Midoriya was, apparently, ridiculously easy to bait. Hadn’t tail boy warned him?
Hitoshi felt the line connect and grabbed it, mentally pulling it taught to complete the brainwashing, and then…
… and then?
He blinked, trying to clear both his suddenly blurry vision and the ringing in his head. Had he lost time, somehow? He brought a hand up to his head, feeling unsteady.

Language:

English

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1,185

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

65

Kudos:

2,306

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409

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10,068
Bookmarked by Mean and Turf (SsendamtheMasked)

04 Jun 2025

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