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    The Riddler halts. Pauses.

    “What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”

    Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.

    “Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”

    “Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”

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    Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.

     

    (The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Obito Uchiha, the scourge of the elemental nations, dies at the hands of Kaguya, smiling.

    Somewhere completely different, in an entirely separate world, Tobias Burgess is born screaming.

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    It should really be harder to take over a clone regiment. Shikako basically showed up, flashed her lightsaber - which wasn't even a real lightsaber - and clones were falling all over themselves to follow her orders.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Link’s duty to the people had always been a gift he had freely given. When it is twisted into a cage, Link throws himself upon Farore’s mercy. She has always loved him and is more than willing to give Link something he never would have thought to ask for himself: a fresh start with a people who do not need him to save them.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Ch.9

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    John was in a bit of a bind. Getting tied up by cultists does that to a bloke.

    So here he was, laying in a circle of runes, blood offering given, chanting in progress, watching as a swirling toxic green portal opened to summon the god-like being that was King of the Infinite Realms to eat his soul.

    The King’s reaction? “Ew. Gross.”

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