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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    "I'd like you guys to meet my boyfriend," Hikaru says with a sheepish grin as he steps to the side, revealing said boyfriend.

    And yet again Dazai's world had stopped spinning on its axis, only this time it's not as pleasant. It's more like his world had gone up in flames- crashing and burning with no grace at all.

    Because... because-

    "Chuuya Nakahara," Comes Hikaru's muffled words.

    Fuck

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    Or, the one where a one-night stand changes everything.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Step 1: Risk your spot on the basketball team by failing a class.
    Step 2: Flirt with your tutor to try to fix it.
    Step 3: Flunk the flirting and the quiz.
    Step 4: Accidentally fall for said tutor, who looks like he hasn't smiled since dinosaurs went extinct.

    Cheng Xiaoshi didn't plan on catching feelings. He just wanted to pass statistics so he wouldn't get benched from the basketball team. But now, he’s plotting regression equations and calculating the trajectory of Lu Guang’s perfect shoulders— and one of them is certainly his preferred variable in this equation.

    Or, Star Basketball Player: Cheng Xiaoshi’s got a kink for hot nerdy tutors.

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    29 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Our favorite boys, Chuuya and Dazai, got Vegas hitched when they were eighteen, drunk, and very stupid. It was a mistake that should have been fixed by morning. But neither of them ever filed the annulment papers.

    Now, four years later, Fyodor Dostoevsky has found their marriage certificate and decided to make it everyone's problem, starting with kidnapping Chuuya and broadcasting it to the Armed Detective Agency.

    Dazai's going to need a very good explanation, and possibly a rescue plan. In that order.

    (Two idiots got married and forgot about it. Fyodor didn't let them forget. Now they'll have to wade through what could have been and what might yet be.)

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    25 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Dazai swung open the door with a flourish, barging into the room with a huge smile. 

    “Chibi! What took you so long to wake up? I was starting to think you’d stay asleep forever!” he chirped. 

    Chuuya blinked at him, puzzled. 

    “Do I know you?” 

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    After getting hit by an ability, Chuuya gets knocked out and stays unconscious for a few days. Dazai goes to annoy him as soon as he hears he woke up, only to realise the redhead doesn’t recognise him.

    It stirs up a lot of unwanted emotions in Dazai’s chest, and the two are now forced to deal with the messy, fragile remains of their relationship they thought they left behind.

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    25 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Ding!

     

     

    The cafe is a cozy little thing, oddly named The Tainted Cafe. It’s decorated with caramel-colored woods and walls filled to the brim with various posters and photos. There are even a few plants strewn about near the front windows.

    However, what catches his eye is not the warm interior, but the cafe’s fiery-headed worker. The man looks like he's about to drop dead, with eye bags deep enough to reach his soul. Still, there's a certain beauty to him. There’s his striking red hair, which stands out against his pale skin, lightly dotted with freckles- and oh, his eyes, one blue and one brown, are so mesmerizing to look at. If he looks long enough, he thinks he might get lost in the storm of emotion and color churning just below the surface.

    “Welcome to The Tainted Cafe, what can I get for ya?” The man, Chuuya, reads his nametag, greets.

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    AU where Chuuya is a barista/college student and Dazai is the Boss of the Port Mafia.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OMGGG, I love this fic so muchhhhh WAH. i hope this doesnt go on a hiatus or discontinued or even worse... deleted.... I love the plot and the story is so damn well written. Currently 8 chapters!