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    “Then that’s it? You staged some pictures and now it’s done?” Eddie asked. 

    “I wish,” Richie sighed. “This was just a test balloon to see how it goes over. If people react well, then we’re gonna make it official.”

    “Official?” Eddie said faintly.

    “You know what I mean. An official fake relationship. Artificially in love in that grand Hollywood tradition.”

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    28 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Tozier pls *** my *** @toziertrash
    Loser Club Stan Twitter is my safe place
    And you all gasp @richardDICKtozier replying to @toziertrash
    It scares me

     

    Or: Stan Twitter loves the Losers and the Losers love Stan Twitter.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Eddie sees Richie for the first time in 27 years and this happens: he nearly dies, he tells his wife he wants a divorce in a hospital, he moves to Cali and into Richie's house, they fall in love (again).
    Richie sees Eddie for the first time in 27 years and this happens: he watches Eddie nearly dies, he gets to live with Eddie, he starts writing his own material, he becomes a lot more famous, they fall in love (again).

    Alternatively: They're the internet's Gay Dads™. Richie is so down for that title even if he doesn't understand anything his 'children' say. Eddie likes to pretend that he doesn't like it even though everyone knows he likes it.

    Alternatively 2.0: they're in love and the internet exists.

    (Any story can be read at any time and as a standalone.)

     

    Playlist!
    My Tumblr!

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Richie goes on Queer Eye to promote his new Netflix special.

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    26 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Two years have passed since the clown incident. Eddie survived and he is happily married to the love of his life. Richie is finally writing his own material again and he has all his memory from his childhood back. So, in a Netflix stand-up special, he decides to open up about his childhood, the struggles he's been through and about the fact that he is gay and he has never been happier than he is right now.

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    26 Jul 2020

  6. Public Bookmark 26

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    Richie and Eddie move to Chicago and find another member of the Losers Club.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    “Fuckin’ clowns, man. Always hated ‘em. Eddie did too.”

    Richie paused as the laughter died down, running a hand through his hair.

    “That’s my friend. Eddie. The short kid with a shorter fuse who I loved riling up more than anything,” he smiled gently, “Well, almost anything.”

    His hand tightened on the microphone, his palm slick with sweat.

    “I loved him most.”

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    24 Jul 2020

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    "So yeah, I had my Eminem moment as I too was ‘Cleanin' Out My Closet’ – with less mommy-issues and more identity issues.

    “Now, I don’t know how many of you studied English Lit. But, there’s this thing called subtext. Can I get a cheer for English Lit?.

    "I won’t bore you though. There’s other devices such as symbolism and allusion and whatever else – I can’t remember. Anyway, there’s a reason why I’ve decided to address the wardrobe problem – or the closet crisis as my boyfriend likes to call it”

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    Richie and Eddie’s relationship told through the whirlwind of Richie's 2019 press tour.

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    23 Jul 2020

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    A month after Richie helps bury him, Eddie Kaspbrak turns up on his doorstep.

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    23 Jul 2020

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    If you’re wondering how I, a comedian, got together with that, I’ve got no idea either. I guess [Jeff Goldblum Voice:] love, uh, finds a way.

    or: vignettes from Richie's career, after coming out, as told through transcripts of his YouTube videos.

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    21 Jul 2020

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    Perhaps, Eddie thinks, all is not lost. Maybe Richie can be convinced that Eddie is someone he wants to have sex with. All Eddie needs to do is...seduce him.

    It’s Valentine’s Day, after all. What better time to seduce your own boyfriend?

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    OR: Eddie is beyond horny and is hellbent on Getting Some. Richie is under the assumption Eddie isn't into sex. Neither of them talk about it, because they're morons.

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    21 Jul 2020

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    Richie Tozier met Eddie Kaspbrak for what they both thought was the first time in a shitty New York dive bar, sixteen years ago.

    or: Mike calls Richie and gets him and his husband Eddie to come back to Derry, so they can finally kill a sewer clown from their worst nightmares. meanwhile, sixteen years ago, Eddie meets a comedian in a dive bar, and it changes the course of his life.

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    19 Jul 2020

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    As Richie Tozier prepares to launch his first national tour, a reporter from the New Yorker sits down with him to talk comedy, coming out, and life with his new husband.

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    19 Jul 2020

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    "It’s all yours, Eds," he says, batting his eyes at Eddie’s glare. "On one condition."

    He drops to his knee, just like they do in the movies. His lips make a wet, smacking sound as he kisses the back of Eddie’s hand, grin unrepentant.

    "Make me the happiest man in the seventh grade?"

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    Five times Richie proposed to Eddie as a joke and the one time he was serious.

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    18 Jul 2020

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    Griffin: You’re like, Richie, you’re like on a weird career roller coaster only you switched the ride up halfway through. Like, before it was a shitty wooden roller coaster that you think is gonna collapse right as you get to the top of the big hill, but now it’s, like, sleek and has real seatbelts, and you can go upside down, and you’ll throw up after—

    Richie: You’ll Throw Up After. Title of my Netflix special.

    In which Richie Tozier comes back and comes out. Featuring Who? Weekly, the McElroys, Billy Eichner, Tan France, et al.

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    18 Jul 2020

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    Beside him, someone stirs.

    Eddie turns towards it, thinking of sleepovers with the Losers, of Richie knocking on his window at 10pm and crawling into Eddie’s bed when he lets him in.

    His eyes adjust. It still takes a second.

    “Morning, babe,” says a man, a full-grown adult man, in his fucking bed.

    (Or, 14 year old Eddie gets a glimpse into what's coming.)

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    14 Jul 2020

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    A collection of post-It Ch2 fics that are a mix of domestic Richie/Eddie and social media interactions from all the Losers. None of them have to be read in order, but technically they're all in the same universe, I just made a series collection so it was easier for people to subscribe to future fics in this collection.

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    14 Jul 2020

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    “Tooooozier-Kaspbrak residence,” Richie says cheerfully, holding the phone up to his ear. “May I ask who—oh hello, Mrs. K! How the fuck are you?”

    Richie and Eddie living together in LA, being in love and dealing with Mrs. K long-distance.

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    14 Jul 2020

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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.

    OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    12 Jul 2020

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    You know, when I first told my manager I was gay, he was like, "is this a bit?" Like, I'm so dedicated to my career, I've started a relationship with another man and now he's saved as 'Dream Boy' on my phone just so that I can expand my comedic repertoire. So obviously, I was like, "no, it's not a bit. I have not spent all morning on my knees just so that I get to make a blowjob joke on stage later." And then he hung up on me.

    A transcript of the first taped performance of Richie Tozier's comeback show, in which jokes are made, the queer experience is dissected, and wigs are snatched. Whatever that means.

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    49,981

    12 Jul 2020

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