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“I’m not particularly picky, I suppose…” Narcissa paused, considering what to say before she finally settled on: “Devotion. I want utter devotion. To be the centre of a wizard’s existence. I want to be the one he thinks of first and last. Whose happiness is his most pressing concern, whose opinion he values above all else. I don’t want to waste a single moment wondering if he’s thinking of me, because I will know that he’s incapable of thinking of anything or anyone else.”
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Narcissa Black is seeking a husband.
Lucius Malfoy, most regrettably, has decided that position is already his.
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- Part 2 of A Study in Devotion
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28 Oct 2025
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“Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”
“What? No!"
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Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.
Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Devotion
- Language:
- English
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- 170,000
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- 15/15
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- 7
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07 Jul 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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- English
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- 4,878
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 861
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27 Oct 2024
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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- English
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- 229,630
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- 39/39
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- 30
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28 Jun 2024
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“Glee was the last thing she felt staring into the empty eyes that should have been a bright grey. His face had always looked pointed and sharp, but now that gave way to gauntness. His hair, which he had been so particular about in school, hung long and limp. It reminded her of how his father had looked in his mugshot. How he had wanted to be just like his father growing up. And now he was, maybe more than ever.
A ghost.”After doing more than her fair share in saving the Wizarding World and bearing the scars of what it cost, Hermione Granger thinks she has earned herself a little respite. But when a charismatic albeit chaotic Theodore Nott convinces her to use an old law to save a dear friend who is about to meet the Dementor’s Kiss, she simply cannot stand by and watch. Follow Hermione as she navigates a world that still believes in blood status, a marriage to save the life of an old enemy and the hurt that comes with surviving.
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- 31/31
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28 Jun 2024
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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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- 51/51
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31 May 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- 36/36
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16 May 2023
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“Tell me again to release you, Granger.
Tell me again that you just want to be friends.”It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.
Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her.Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.
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- English
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- 192,646
- Chapters:
- 70/70
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- 29
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26 Apr 2023
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Up In Smoke by keelywolfe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Apr 2018
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Winter is no time to be traveling over the mountains and so Bilbo finds himself staying in Erebor until spring. When a gift comes from the Shire, he's more than willing to share his prize. After all, surely a relaxing pipe of Longbottom leaf could only be good for Thorin Oakenshield....
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- English
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- 46,510
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- 12/?
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19 Feb 2021
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tides, moons (so deep i thought i'd drown) by salvage
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
11 Jan 2017
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“Were you choking yourself?” Hux exclaimed without thinking, ears ringing, something happening in his chest like a vise tightening or a target exploding as a plasma bolt hits it, the soft plastic material expanding with sudden heat and fracturing into uncountable tiny pieces.
“Why do you care,” Ren wheezed. He still appeared to be trying to make himself as small as possible.
Anything Ren can do, Hux can do better. Including choking Ren.
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04 Aug 2020
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Everything Love by salvage
Fandoms: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 May 2020
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“Tell me, Eli,” Thrawn said, “how did you feel when you wore it?”
“Nervous. About the mission.” Eli prevaricated. He knew it was the wrong answer as soon as he said it, and he winced.
“No,” Thrawn said in a similar tone to the didactic one he used when trying to draw from Eli an answer to a question about strategy.
Eli looked at Thrawn’s knees, spread apart, pulling the fabric of his uniform taut across his thighs.
“Small.”
Eli had some feelings about wearing Thrawn's tunic while pretending to be Horatio Figg, arms dealer. Fortunately, Thrawn had some feelings about it too.
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04 Aug 2020
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Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint... and Draco’s no saint.
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19 Jun 2020
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The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. Harry is unpleasantly surprised at the results. At least at first. Extremely AU. :)
NOTE: This fic uses the movie-verse version of Polyjuice that doesn't alter their voices. It was more fun that way.
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15 Jun 2020
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A Ghost Should Be So Practical by elise_509
Fandoms: X-Men (Movies), The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jun 2012
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Logan doesn’t hear what happened to Steve until they find him in the ice 70 years later.
By then, Steve’s just Captain America to him, and Captain America doesn’t mean a thing to Wolverine.
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25 Mar 2017
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"Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
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- Part 1 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
- Language:
- English
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- 45,453
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- 3/3
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- 18
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24 Dec 2014
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A Thousand Miles From Comfort by perkynurples
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Nov 2014
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The Company have reached the last part of their journey, and soon they will lay their eyes upon their home once again. The night ahead calls for celebration, and among drinking men and singing dwarves and one dancing hobbit, it is easy for one's worries to go unnoticed. Thorin Oakenshield has firmly decided to drown his sorrows in ale and see what tomorrow shall bring, but someone else has decided that that is an entirely silly thing to do, especially since there are much better ways to spend the night, right?
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16 Dec 2014
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Thorin has taken work in a town of Men in a stony river valley, and must make do with local talent.
He did not expect to be quite so popular.
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20 Nov 2014
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There and Sass Again - A Love Story by Bead
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Aug 2013
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After arriving at Beorn's halls, Bilbo is conscripted into helping Óin rebandage Thorin's wounds. And I'm not giving the rest away, except to be appalled at myself for embracing dwarrow humor so. ::facepalms::
(Previously known as Hurt/Comfort Humor Romance Dwarrow Courting Ritual Fic Which Stubbornly Remains Untitled. Most humble thanks to Darth Stitch, muse wrangler and dear enabler.)
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- English
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- 18,709
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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- 263
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02 Sep 2014
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Over Hill and Under Skirts (Out of the Frying Pan and Into Her Knickers) by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Feb 2013
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For a kink meme prompt:
Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy.
When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious.
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- English
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- 5,542
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- 2/2
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- 83
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14 Jun 2014
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Bran' New Suit by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
21 Dec 2012
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Andrew's description had been sufficient to recognize him— a riot of honey brown curls, short in stature, a well-favoured face with expressive features— but it hadn't quite been enough to prepare Tom for the sharp, almost painful tug in his gut at the sight of the man.
They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about him all the same.Series
- Part 1 of Oakenshield Press
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25 May 2014