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    In which the Soldier makes a very long journey, the Captain takes on a new role, the Widow pays a visit to an old friend, Iron Man is a hot mess, and the Falcon is very done with everyone.

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    It would be so simple to complete the mission.

    So simple to acquire acceptable clothing – there were entire supply closets full of the medical uniforms – to cover the prosthesis with sterile gloves, blend in with the hospital personnel, wait until the change of guard to enter the Captain’s room. To slit his throat, press the hands over his mouth until his breath ran out, tamper with the intravenous medications, or introduce air into the veins. It had done these things many times before. Deaths in medical centers were easily disguised, and he had been so weak, so heavily damaged when it…

    It pulled him from the river. Why had it pulled him from the river?

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    18 May 2025

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    James deals with his trauma by re-enacting it in a controlled environment. Well, sort of.

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    18 May 2025

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    Zemo moves in under parole conditions. Bucky thinks it's temporary. Five months later, the apartment smells like lavender, the mugs match, and there's a suspicious number of soft textiles involved.

    Bucky’s still calling it “just temporary.”

    Zemo’s calling it “a long game.”

    Sam is calling an intervention.

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    16 May 2025

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    For the record, Shen Yuan wants it known that he does not want to be an emperor! He neither has the skills nor the wit to successfully lead a country, especially one as chaotic and wild as the demon realm. He doesn’t even know how to handle the inventory of a grocery store, how can he possibly handle an entire empire by himself?

    ...It does not look like he has a choice, though.

    OR: Shen Yuan’s Guide on How to Not Get Killed by the Protagonist, Demon Emperor Edition

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    27 Nov 2024