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Nancy shook her head, stunned. “I can’t believe I told you.”
“Happy to listen. Truly. A gay crisis is music to my ears.”
Nancy’s eyes were a little lost for a moment, then she exhaled a disbelieving half-laugh. “Well, we already established your taste in music is questionable.”
Eddie clutched a hand to his heart like Nancy had driven a stake through it and hurled himself backwards onto Steve’s couch.
“I don’t have… friends, really,” Nancy admitted, unfazed by his theatrics, her sober gaze on the window facing the Harringtons' backyard.
Eddie didn’t understand how someone as fiercely loyal as Nancy could not have friends, but her detached tone convinced him not to press.
He sat up, crouched on the armrest like a gargoyle. “What, I don’t count because I’m ‘undead’?”
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Eddie's back and toothier than ever! The Fruity Four have a world to save!
Featuring the following homoerotic moments:
Sexy blood-drinking
"No, that's not how you shoot a gun, let me show you."
Is Steve under Eddie's thrall or is he just a simp?
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So it started with The Breakfast Club and two pepperoni pizzas, one cheese. It started with Steve making Eddie leave almost immediately upon his arrival to go pick up Erica since Lucas forgot to invite her. It started with Nancy flinging popcorn at the television when Bender looked up Claire’s skirt, before meticulously collecting every kernel-turned-projectile. It started with Robin falling asleep against Eddie’s shoulder and Steve draping a blanket over them both and ordering Eddie not to move. It started with Dustin and Max bullying Steve into a sleepover when there wasn't enough room in Nancy's car.
It started with Eddie blinking awake the next morning, arm numb, a crick in his neck, and Robin’s drool on his Led Zeppelin t-shirt. It started with Steve and his sleep-scrunched smile coming into focus as he stood over them, fanning his coffee's aroma towards their noses.
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Vecna was defeated so the Party has weekly movie nights. Also, the fruity four play truth or dare.
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Voldemort was destroyed but may return. Lily, Sirius, and Remus are out for revenge.
“Quiet, Sirius.”They’re words Remus has hissed before, in similar cupboards under Hogwarts’s roof. They’d just pulled some ridiculous prank when Remus first realised Sirius’s name was meant to be whispered.
Remus is fairly sure Sirius could fight him off, just not silently. Sirius’s glare is a challenge, injecting tension into the sliver of space between them, but he remains still. Despite his blasé attitude, Sirius doesn’t want to get caught.
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- Part 2 of Lily Potter and the Dogs of War
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The consequences of Sirius and James pretending to be boyfriends weren't supposed to come to a head during a convoluted and unnecessarily kinetic drinking game... but such is life.
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- Part 2 of Marauders Shenanigans
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Dumbledore has plans for Harry Potter to save the world but Sirius and Remus would rather let the world burn than risk his safety.
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“I think I’m ready,” Harry said, setting down his wand.
Remus swallowed down his nausea. The first Animagus transformation had the highest likelihood of disaster. After today, Harry could spend the rest of his life half goat or opossum. When Remus died, assuming there was an afterlife, Lily would surely kill him again.
Remus unthinkingly grabbed Sirius’s hand. Sirius, for his part, tried to tamp down his excited grin to a more sympathetic one.
Harry took a deep breath. For several moments nothing happened, then suddenly Harry shrunk down to something small, half-obscured by the unmowed grass.
Remus and Sirius ran to his side.
“Is he… a chicken?” Sirius said.---
This is a Wolfstar raises Harry fic set from 1986 through the second wizarding war. It's the third in a series but can be read standalone. If you’re curious why Sirius, Remus, and Harry left Britain, read Unsorted. If you’re curious why they hate Dumbledore, read Under the Auspices of Generals.
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- Part 3 of A Future Foretold
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Unrelated one shots where the marauders are causing mayhem.
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An AU where Voldemort spares Lily on Halloween and she seeks revenge with the help of Sirius and Remus.
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A retelling of the Harry Potter series in three parts.
Part One: Under the Auspices of Generals, set from December 1979 to November 1981, is a canon-compliant story about the first war with Voldemort.
Part two: Unsorted, set from November 1981 to January 1986, is a canon-divergent story about Remus's journey to gaining custody of Harry and Sirius's exoneration.
Part three: Far From Here, set from 1986-2006, is a Wolfstar raising Harry fic meets second war with Voldemort.- Words:
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Fun, fluffy one shots connected thematically but otherwise standalone.
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Adam isn't enjoying their visit to the county fair, and Ronan can't catch a break. Or a pig.
The staged date during Blue’s season of The Bachelorette had reminded Ronan of a very weak, fake version and made him long for the hot, humid authenticity of the county fair.
So, he’d thought that Adam would enjoy it just like he always had. He’d been trying since they started dating to fill in the gaps in Adam’s education of guilt-free fun, and the county fair seemed like just the thing.
But Adam was pissy from the time Ronan joined him in the car outside the B&B.
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“Alright, well if you want to pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend, I’m in.” Robin sighed in relief at Eddie’s words after he had straightened up from where he had been bent over the countertop in hysteria. He held a finger up, stopping her sigh in its tracks. “On one condition!”
Robin looked at him questioningly, cocking her head to one side. Eddie smirked sharply, licking his tongue over his teeth in a way that definitely didn’t make Steve’s stomach swoop.
“I get to be the girlfriend.”
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Or: Robin needs a beard and Steve needs to stop feeling so weird about it. Eddie is having a great time. -
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Eddie says his bedroom is where the magic happens.
Apparently he means it.
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the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Jul 2022
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Sixteen years after the world didn't end for the last time, Max Mayfield showed up on Steve’s doorstep and said, “You gonna walk me down the aisle in May or what?” Or, it’s 2002 and Steve Harrington attends a wedding, a funeral, and a birth.
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Henry reacts in the immediate aftermath of his first kiss with Alex.
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15 Mar 2022