Tea_but_not



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  1. Rec 52

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    It started as most hate fucks did with insults. Barbed words slung back and forth to see who's pride would break first.

    It was liberating. Exhilarating even, with there being no consideration of each others feelings beyond what words could hurt most. What well pressed buttons could be slammed on. What new weaknesses could be discovered and exploited by verbal assault alone.

    There was no one around to break them up this time. No Charlie to play peacekeeper. No pack to break up the nipping alphas circling each other. The small sitting room was barely big enough to contain their dealing egos.

    Feedback squealed through the air as Alastor was suddenly tugged down into a sloppy kiss. The angle was all wrong. Their teeth knocked together. A coppery tang burst between their lips and over the cannibal's frozen tongue.

    Lucifer dropped back on his heels with a smug smile. A smudge of red on his bottom lip. His eyes glittered with dark laughter. "Knew that'd shut you up."

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 15

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    Alastor is powerful, cunning, and all around vicious. Too bad the rest of Hell tries to discredit him by holding his Sub dynamic over his head. It seems like everyone is just waiting for him to slip up so they can swoop in and claim his soul when he's at his weakest.

    Not all hope is lost, Alastor has caught the attention of the King and Queen. He's certain they want more than he can give. They just want to show him what true partners look like. On the line is freedom but who's is yet to be seen?

    This Series is set in the Dom/Sub/Switch universe
    Dom - Lilith
    Sub - Alastor
    Lucifer has no dynamic (can mimic orders)

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    17 Jun 2026

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    ROYALRADIO SUB/DOM +OBSESSED LUCILITH, SO SWEET AND FUN I’M ADDICTED❤️

  3. Rec *

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    After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.

    (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)

    -- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    IT’S OSAS, WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO SAY?!❤️❤️

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    After being thrown into the wall by Adam, Alastor starts having an aura so he teleports out. He hadn’t had seizures since his death so he thought he was done with his epilepsy but the blow to the head he got after being slammed into the wall by Adam was enough to restart his seizures. It was almost identical to the one that caused his seizures to begin with. He never told anyone, not even Rosie but when his condition resurfaces, he decides to go to her for help. He needs to learn to live with his condition while trying to keep it hidden from all of Hell.

     

    Inspired by: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54074407

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Ever since Alastor lost his staff in his battle with Adam, he knew that the secrets that his magic helped him keep couldn't stay secret forever. The biggest of which, of course, being his seizure disorder. He had really hoped he could feign health until his staff was fixed, but sometimes things didn't work out the way that the Radio Demon had planned. This was one of those times.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Just amazing epileptic Al, my love❤️